Beamer
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May 18, 2008, 2:01 PM
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Re: [Beamer] My english paper.
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Bumping this thread in order to tell you guys I scored a 96 on it.
Also the edited version that I turned in:
Andrew Beamer
Mr. Driver/Miss Williams
English 11
December 7, 2007
In a world where animals are lackluster, we need something so electrifying it would shake the very foundations of life as we know it. Think of some amazing new animals that can breathe fire, or discharge electricity, or even control the flow of water. If you deduced that I meant Pokémon then you guessed correctly. There would be multiple benefits of 500 creatures with superpowers. The world would be a much better place, rife with new scientific discoveries, and fire breathing dragons.
For those of you in the dark, Pokémon are a group of creatures that you can collect and conduct battles with. Think of it like big catching with a “When pets attack” twist to it. All of these creatures are different and have a different set of powers. For instance, Charizard can breathe fire, while Raichu controls over 10,000 volts of electric power. My question to you is what if we could harness the power of stem cell research, and create real Pokémon? This would not only be extraordinarily awesome, but it would provide us with several scientific and social benefits.
For one thing, this would solve the little problem you might have heard about called Global Warming. Pokémon would have multiple ways to solve this problem. There is a whole sub-group of electrical Pokémon that we could use as an alternative energy source. It’s free too, so you can say goodbye to your electric bill. There is also a sub-group of ice Pokémon that would be of great assistance as well. If it gets too hot, send them to the poles to rebuild the ice caps, and there you go, problem solved.
Furthermore there would be several scientific benefits. Think of how much work we would get done if every scientist had an Alakazam assistant. Alakazam, I might add, have a ridiculous IQ of 5000, not to mention the psychic power. Also, some Pokémon, such as Machoke, have superhuman strength. This would significantly assist in construction and in emergency situations.
Pokémon would also help out in Iraq, and wherever else our troops are stationed. We could use Psychic Pokémon to detect roadside bombs, and avoid them. They could also teleport soldiers to key locations, instead of risking travel across a dangerous area. They would be a valuable asset.
Another area they would be of great assistance in is crime enforcement. What if every bank had a psychic Pokémon to watch over the building at night? They would never have another robbery again. Some people would say, “Well, what if criminals could use them?” They could be valuable assets to anyone with a criminal intent. I have devised several ways to combat this situation. First, we could control Pokémon like guns, and only allow people who have no criminal background to use them. Another way is that as long as law enforcement officials have the stronger Pokémon, it would be exceptionally easy to bring an end to crime.
Pokémon would change the world as we know it. They would be of great assistance in almost any Endeavour. That’s why we need to call our congressmen, and get them to vote for the creation of Pokémon. Hurry, an amazing future awaits.
(This post was edited by Beamer on May 18, 2008, 2:03 PM)
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