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Feb 8, 2008, 7:41 AM
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The Marvellous Adventures of Ansdvm in:
The Big Day Out GONE WRONG
Characters:
Ansdvm (Sam):
The Jerk-off whom everybody hates.
Hsdlf (Alex):
The hero who comes in and saves everyone, and the guy who everyone loves.
Plsdg (Dylan):
The ridiculously thick guy.
One fine morning in Gavf;a, Ansdvm was getting prepared for the marvellous Big Day Out. He slipped on his green hat, and went on his way.
He was walking down the street to meet his friend, Hsdlf, who is totally epic.
Ansdvm walked through the white gates and through the front yard where Fjds, their dog, was sleeping.
He knocked on their door twice then listened as he heard some bumping noises from inside, Hsdlf opened the door.
“Hi Hsdlf!” said Ansdvm.
“Get away from me.” Hsdlf Replied.
“Ha ha, your so funny Hsdlf!” said Ansdvm.
“C’mon, we need to pick up Plsdg” said Hsdlf
As they were walking, Ansdvm brought up the ancient myth of the giant super duper demon mutant worm ninjas.
“Oh that old fairytale” shrugged off Hsdlf.
“Its all bollocks”
Plsdg was waiting for Ansdvm and Hsdlf to pick him up, he was watching TV trash.
“Next, we see whether or not sally can back flip herself onto the platform then dive over the pit of snakes and put the puzzle together.” the TV blared.
The doorbell pierced the air like getting your balls cut off with the blunt side of a saw.
He got up and greeted them, and so the three boys went on their way, completely unaware of the horrors about to befall them.
They walked to the Druggy filled train station and waited for the train into town.
A guy across the train lines was vomiting right in front of a women and her child.
“How appealing…” said Hsdlf
“I know I just want to get a spoon and eat it all up.” Replied Ansdvm.
Everybody became silent.
They got on the grafitied train and sat on the shredded seats with old gum stuck to the bottom.
As they were going through the tunnel, everything went dark. They heard a woman scream at the other end of the train
“what the hell?” asked one of the boys.
Suddenly the train began to shake, and the little light that was coming through the windows was blotted out.
Then it all went quiet.
Everybody on the train started talking in hushed tones.
The train driver came out with a torch and stated that he had no idea whats going on, and that nobody should panic.
Everybody filed out of the train behind the train driver. When they got out, the floor was slimy.
“EW” shouted a girl somewhere on Ansdvm’s right.
“Where the FU*K are we!?” shouted the girl again.
The train driver again reassured her not to panic.
She calmed down and went over to her friend and started talking.
A lot of things were going through the train driver’s head.
Should I tell them?
Would they panic?
There had recently been reports of giant super duper demon mutant worm ninjas that had been all the trains.
Luckily he had remembered his training and hadn’t panicked.
Everyone knows that if you move around too much in a giant super duper demon mutant worm ninja that its digestive juices start pumping out and will dissolve a man almost instantly
Suddenly someone screamed.
Lucy McDonald was suddenly in serious pain, she looked down and saw some kind of liquid burning her feet” “aaghh!” she screamed and suddenly her legs were gone, then her stomach and soon enough Lucy McDonald was no longer.
She had melted into the small puddle that was slowly expanding.
Her friend had luckily seen this phenomenon and warned everyone to stay away
“stay back!” she shouted.
The train driver had come over and saw the puddle, his face lost all colour.
“What is it, what’s wrong?” said the friend
“everyone get on top of the train, now!”
As everyone was getting on Ansdvm whispered to Hsdlf
“It’s the giant super duper demon mutant worm ninja, it’s got to be!”
“Shh, I have an Idea to get us out of this, if it IS the giant super duper demon mutant worm ninja, which it probably isn’t” replied Hsdlf.
“oh c’mon, what else could it be?”
“Alright, fine. Heres the plan…”
The liquid had nearly reached the train when someone smashed through the window, and returned with a thing of petrol.
“Where’d you get that?” asked someone, the boy ignored him.
He poured the contents of the cask all over the liquid, then flicked on a match and said, “Everyone get in the train!”
Everyone of course obliged.
He threw the match at the petrol and ducked, a second later there was a massive explosion which sent the train rocketing backwards, there was a large SMASH and the train went right through a pinkish wall and kept rocketing backwards. They fflew out the tunnel and eventually came to a stop near the train station.
They all got out, a bit shaken but on the whole, unscathed.
No one ever believed the story.
The end.
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