neocloud101
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Jul 25, 2006, 10:14 AM
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A huge threat to our fledgling nation, hidden beyond the sight of the naked eye...
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The Humorless.
Whenever you make a joke... And turn your back... THE HUMORLESS ATTACK!
Whenever you mess around... And start a flame stack... THE HUMORLESS ATTACK!
Whenever you want some fun... Ack! THE HUMORLESS SHALL ATTACK!!
They come in such numbers. They never leave you alone... You have no choice but to leave... And they might stalk you then...
The Philosophy of an Anti-Humorless or Humorful (taken from Jabman's, "Ahem..." thread):
Real life problems, sure, go ahead and post 'em. We hope to be able to comfort you in your time of need, especially since we know we don't have to be serious like this all the time.
Jokes, sure, go ahead and post 'em. We have nothing else to do with "anything...", so might as well.
It's a forum and we should be able to do whatever we want including mess around, relax, enjoy ourselves, and flame others for a bit of fun. But that doesn't stop us from being serious when we need to be.
I think Sir Lo Hanz said it best on: "Less peace, more war!"
[Expletive Deleted] yeah, Mr. Lo Hanz.
Duties of an Anti-Humorless:
To be a true Anti-Humorless, you need to identify another soldier's humor and not destroy it.
Also, you need to identify a Humorless correctly. Instead of putting a description, I think it'd be a lot better if I pointed out enough for people to understand what I'm talking about when I say Humorless. If I just put a description, people will get confused.
There are two types of Humorless:
The Shadow Humorless
These Humorless reflect the colorless nature of a plain, serious being. They are the more common form of Humorless and can only be defeated with a token weapon of the Anti-Humorless:
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The Armed Humorless
These Humorless appear as elitist Humorless. They come where many Humorless spawn. These will not leave you alone, and are highly vengeful creatures. Watch out.
Now a resistance shall form!
Who will stop the dreaded Humorless from attacking?
This is the last hope. Let us stop the Humorless! Join the army!!!
Anti-Humorless ranks:
1- Commander
2- Second-in-command
3- General
4- Paladin
5- Soldier
6- Probationary
Special ranks:
A- Spy (Alerts an Anti-Humorless member when a Humorless is around)
B- Rogue (Helps call for help when an Anti-Humorless member is fighting a Humorless)
Anti-Humorless Army:
1. Commander Skullivan
2. TazG (Fought many Humorless in his day.) - General
3. Juviz (A veteran of the Neo Army) - General
4. Moonshadow (An extremely loyal member of the army.) - General
5. Invidious (a commie who knows how to use those guns.) -- Paladin
6. Silvera (He's already posted something that agrees with the Philosophy.) - Soldier
7. Lord Nightshiver (I've never seen any sign of Humorless from him.) - Paladin
8. Nadkicker69 (Just, plain, awesome) - Soldier
9. Katiuscaa (She... for some reason wanted to be a rogue... So I let her ;) - Rogue, Soldier
10. bananaman ("...in hopes that i can prevent another luffy." DEFINITELY.) - Soldier
The above people still have chances to be kicked off the army if they pull Humorless activities such as trolling, hot-headedness, ultra-serious)
Some people have been kicked due to inactivity of fighting the Humorless or posts that disagree with the army Philosophy. Trust me, if you believe in having a mature environment, you will learn to hate me.
SIYA:NKGOIRS
(This post was edited by neocloud101 on Nov 22, 2006, 10:58 AM)
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