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Saphy
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Jun 5, 2007, 6:53 AM

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Blush How does this work?



Memino
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Jun 5, 2007, 6:55 AM

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Firstly we need to see how good you look, so take off your clothes and get your digital camera.

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I send positive pms to myself to make me feel good.


Invidious
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Jun 5, 2007, 7:07 AM

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Stay away from that THING.

And you should be fine.

Taz says:
... I want tits.
Taz says:
SEND TIT TO TAZG
Taz says:
IT'S BECAUSE I'M STOOPID
Taz says:
BECAUSE I ASSED A CURTAIN


cloud ate noobs
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Jun 5, 2007, 8:02 AM

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Alt. F4

"Try sperm."
~~routhy

"SHUT YOUR ASS FACE UP BITCH ILL KNOCK YOUR ASS OUT!"
~~Katiuscaa


Beamer
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Jun 5, 2007, 8:38 AM

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You click reply or new topic and type something that hopefully is interesting. Then you click post reply/thread button and it gets posted, and then we reply to you.



Bleak
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Jun 5, 2007, 8:50 AM

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You click reply or new topic and type something that hopefully is interesting generic. Then you click post reply/thread button and it gets posted, and then we reply flame, and patronize to you.
And this is how this REALLY works.


Save a tree, and ride a bike.




(This post was edited by Bleak on Jun 5, 2007, 8:53 AM)



neocloud101
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Jun 5, 2007, 9:24 AM

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well when it was yellow and green and hopeful it was all cool but now it works like every time you post you get the bsod



SIYA:NKGOIRS


Ninjaboy421
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Jun 5, 2007, 9:24 AM

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Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen?
About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese.
I didn't notice much difference in flavour when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.
Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbour's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbour's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to encorporate it into my cooking again in secret.
My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavour for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to my mother.
I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know.

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home to the friendliest dads on the net, give it a try

(This post was edited by Ninjaboy421 on Jun 5, 2007, 9:26 AM)


xxsomethingxx
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Jun 5, 2007, 9:27 AM

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Just don't post. It's just a bunch of nerds that spend all their time on a forum where they talk about pointless things.



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First one sleeps inside his bed, place my fingers on his head, to each temple push and smother, 'till my fingers touch each other.


neocloud101
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Jun 5, 2007, 9:28 AM

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no man stfu i have a life its with my girlfriend betty whos 30 oh crap shes a man stay plz bcuz we ar ereally cool ppl and stufz so spahy hav a good tim here thx!

SIYA:NKGOIRS


newguy121
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Jun 5, 2007, 9:29 AM

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Just don't post. It's just a bunch of nerds that spend all their time on a forum where they talk about pointless things.
Amen

-This User Has No Signature-


xxsomethingxx
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Jun 5, 2007, 9:31 AM

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no man stfu i have a life its with my girlfriend betty whos 30 oh crap shes a man stay plz bcuz we ar ereally cool ppl and stufz so spahy hav a good tim here thx!
And to prove my point, read waht this thing just said. ^

Not funny. Not witty. Stupid. Pure stupidity. What 95% of this forum is.



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First one sleeps inside his bed, place my fingers on his head, to each temple push and smother, 'till my fingers touch each other.

(This post was edited by xxsomethingxx on Jun 5, 2007, 9:32 AM)


neocloud101
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Jun 5, 2007, 9:33 AM

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[Expletive Deleted] crap inteligent post forsaking msut be doen
u win bcuz i cant think LOL! and im on myspace to long srsly add me plz

SIYA:NKGOIRS



(This post was edited by neocloud101 on Jun 5, 2007, 9:35 AM)


xxsomethingxx
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Jun 5, 2007, 9:36 AM

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:S

I just read over the half-typed-trying-to-be-funny spelling and realize that that's how most of the people on this forum try to be funny and I thought that's what you were trying to do.
Blush



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First one sleeps inside his bed, place my fingers on his head, to each temple push and smother, 'till my fingers touch each other.

(This post was edited by xxsomethingxx on Jun 5, 2007, 9:36 AM)


neocloud101
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Jun 5, 2007, 9:37 AM

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lol im just trying to see how it would be like if i acted really really stupid. example of my post with the messed up bsod

SIYA:NKGOIRS


Ninjaboy421
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Jun 5, 2007, 9:37 AM

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no man stfu i have a life its with my girlfriend betty whos 30 oh crap shes a man stay plz bcuz we ar ereally cool ppl and stufz so spahy hav a good tim here thx!
And to prove my point, read waht this thing just said. ^

Not funny. Not witty. Stupid. Pure stupidity. What 95% of this forum is.
If you hate this forum so much, then leave.

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www.friendlydads.net

home to the friendliest dads on the net, give it a try

(This post was edited by Ninjaboy421 on Jun 5, 2007, 9:38 AM)


neocloud101
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Jun 5, 2007, 9:39 AM

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no man stfu i have a life its with my girlfriend betty whos 30 oh crap shes a man stay plz bcuz we ar ereally cool ppl and stufz so spahy hav a good tim here thx!
And to prove my point, read waht this thing just said. ^

Not funny. Not witty. Stupid. Pure stupidity. What 95% of this forum is.
If you hate this forum so much, then leave.
im forcing mysel fto utter stupidity and even i will say that that was a horrible line to use righ tnow. saying we suck is what half the forum now does. you cant accuse him of it

SIYA:NKGOIRS



(This post was edited by neocloud101 on Jun 5, 2007, 9:41 AM)


Ninjaboy421
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Jun 5, 2007, 9:40 AM

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no man stfu i have a life its with my girlfriend betty whos 30 oh crap shes a man stay plz bcuz we ar ereally cool ppl and stufz so spahy hav a good tim here thx!
And to prove my point, read waht this thing just said. ^

Not funny. Not witty. Stupid. Pure stupidity. What 95% of this forum is.
If you hate this forum so much, then leave.
im forcing mysel fto utter stupidity and even i will say that that was a horrible line to use righ tnow. saying we suck is what have the foru mnow does. you cant accuse him of it
HI I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. NO ONE CAN IMAGINE THE HORRORS THAT MY GREASY HUMONGOUS MAN POLE CAN UNLEASH. ANY HOLE THAT GETS IN MY WAY WILL BE RAVAGED BY MY MIGHTY KIDNEY SCRAPER. I WILL PLUMB THE DEPTHS OF YOUR MOIST ORAFICES AND THEN PROCEED TO PUMP MILLIONS OF FUTURE ZIMMERS INTO YOU INNARDS. I GUARANTEE IT.

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home to the friendliest dads on the net, give it a try

(This post was edited by Ninjaboy421 on Jun 5, 2007, 9:41 AM)


xxsomethingxx
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Jun 5, 2007, 9:41 AM

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Maybe it's just me but I can't even understand it.



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First one sleeps inside his bed, place my fingers on his head, to each temple push and smother, 'till my fingers touch each other.


CROMEDOME
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Jun 5, 2007, 9:43 AM

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HI I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. NO ONE CAN IMAGINE THE HORRORS THAT MY GREASY HUMONGOUS MAN POLE CAN UNLEASH. ANY HOLE THAT GETS IN MY WAY WILL BE RAVAGED BY MY MIGHTY KIDNEY SCRAPER. I WILL PLUMB THE DEPTHS OF YOUR MOIST ORAFICES AND THEN PROCEED TO PUMP MILLIONS OF FUTURE ZIMMERS INTO YOU INNARDS. I GUARANTEE IT.

Bring it


neocloud101
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Jun 5, 2007, 9:45 AM

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i think ill just switch to improper grammar and small words to make the meaning go out a little better

SIYA:NKGOIRS


Ninjaboy421
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Jun 5, 2007, 9:48 AM

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HI I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. NO ONE CAN IMAGINE THE HORRORS THAT MY GREASY HUMONGOUS MAN POLE CAN UNLEASH. ANY HOLE THAT GETS IN MY WAY WILL BE RAVAGED BY MY MIGHTY KIDNEY SCRAPER. I WILL PLUMB THE DEPTHS OF YOUR MOIST ORAFICES AND THEN PROCEED TO PUMP MILLIONS OF FUTURE ZIMMERS INTO YOU INNARDS. I GUARANTEE IT.

Bring it
HI, I’M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE. MY YODELING MANSEED-SPRAYER CAN KILL A YAK AT THIRTY PACES—WITH ONE SWING. IT’LL BE A COLD DAY IN HELL WHEN ANYONE CAN COMPLAIN ABOUT THE POWER CONTAINED IN MY FORTUNE 500 FETUS FACIALIST. I’LL TRACK YOU DOWN, WITHDRAW MY MISCHIEVOUS MAIDEN MANGLER FROM MY UNCONSCIONABLY SEXY SUIT AND WATCH IN SILENCE AS YOU BEG TO SUCKLE AT MY TERRIFYINGLY TANTALIZING TESTICLES. YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO RESIST ME AS I SATIATE MY RANDY RAPE ROD USING YOUR QUIVERING FLESH. I’LL LEAVE YOUR CORPSE FOR PASSERSBY TO FIND IT, NAKED AND DRIPPING WITH SEVERAL HELPINGS OF MY EXTRAORDINARILY EFFERVESCENT ESSENCE OUTSIDE THE LOCAL ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. THEN I’LL MOVE ON TO YOUR MOTHER. I GUARANTEE IT.

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home to the friendliest dads on the net, give it a try


xxsomethingxx
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Jun 5, 2007, 9:49 AM

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Fail.



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First one sleeps inside his bed, place my fingers on his head, to each temple push and smother, 'till my fingers touch each other.


CROMEDOME
Enthusiast


Jun 5, 2007, 10:41 AM

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LETS GO SENATORZ!!!


jeff
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Jun 5, 2007, 11:25 AM

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Blush How does this work?
You just hold still while I light up a fat blunt and shove it into your esophagus, after I skull-fuck you of course.

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