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Please tell me a nice story.

 
 


Ninjaboy421
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Sep 6, 2007, 7:34 AM

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Tell me a story! Randomness is good. And make it funny.

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"Penis"
-Jindy



Jindrak
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Sep 6, 2007, 12:22 PM

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No.

"In the words of every extreme sports fanatic, it looks fun, you go first."
-Penn Gillette




rs2 maniak
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Sep 6, 2007, 9:01 PM

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Once upon a time the end.

rawr


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Sep 7, 2007, 5:08 AM

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In Reply To
Tell me a story! Randomness is good. And make it funny.
Read Archived Threads.

Thread over.

Lord I was born a shamblin' man
Archives (Newest Addition: The Judgment of Tate's Father)


goblin
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Sep 7, 2007, 10:42 PM

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     Re: [Ninjaboy421] Please tell me a nice story. [In reply to]  
I can rime too ;)

ok... Orange... -thinks-
How about... No thats not right...
maby Porridg- no that dosn't work...

Ok, new word, how about silver,
is dilver a word? if so I can rime,

As for a story...Once apon a time i was asleep... well kinda, when the dikwit neibors woke meh up wit' fire crakers, so Im like STFU niga or ill pop a cap in ur ass but they didnt hear me so I get outa bed, and I find this gay thread with all this riming so im like, hey I cant spell rhyming but ill rite a reply anyway, so now da neibors have this gay musi on, its like one of them rapping and it sux - trust me, and they are all down there parting on so I throw a can at them and it hits the neibors kid, he's like 20 and im like 15 and he stares me in the eye and im like 'fuk i hope he dont remember' cuz if he does ill be beat to a pulp and ill probly call da police cuz ima nob, and if u read this in the right rythom it could have sounded like a kinda rap, but u didnt so now u have to start and try again, this story is true and he just looked away... but im pretty sure he's drunk so i din giv a crap
-The end


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Shinysheep
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Sep 8, 2007, 2:55 AM

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Yo, niggas think they can rhyme?
the sheepstah's here, its about time.
Your freestyling, its a pile o' [Expletive Deleted]
stand back and watch how the pro's do it.

What are you noobs doing on XP?
Vista's where its at, you'll see
and linux is for fags, who don't shower
heck, even windows 95 has more power

you peeps are all n00bs, i can own you at hip hop,
im rocking so bad I wanna yell 'BOOM HEADSHOT'
but this aint a fps, this is rl,
and you fags are goin straight to hell.

learn to post, and dont try to talk [Expletive Deleted],
whn you don't anything 'bout it
you fools you think your so great,
with you're 'ROTFLAMOS', it makes me irate

Ill tell you what, I'll give you a chance to go,
yeah, thats right, I'm telling you to GTFO
so I suggest, you follow my advice,
before i get pissed and pwn you up nice.

I've seen 14 year old meth-addicted Thai prostitutes
-Jindrak
in a few years, I can see you in one of those "To Catch A Predator" scenes where old men try to prey on little kids.
-nadkicker69

(This post was edited by Shinysheep on Sep 8, 2007, 3:01 AM)


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Sep 8, 2007, 3:01 AM

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     Re: [Shinysheep] Please tell me a nice story. [In reply to]  
I was going to reply, but I decided I liked the last stanza. Good one.

Lord I was born a shamblin' man
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Ninjaboy421
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Sep 9, 2007, 3:44 AM

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Yay
tanks everybody i liked the stories
btw i wasnt trying to be "creative" or anything
i jsut wanted to hear some stories

so bai guyz
it so funy bcaz evryone thinks you have to have some kind of hilariously special thread to post here, but its just wher you can talk if u want
so idont se the problem archons

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"Penis"
-Jindy


(This post was edited by Ninjaboy421 on Sep 9, 2007, 3:50 AM)


Athlon XP
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Sep 9, 2007, 5:34 AM

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Dude.

That post complemented your avatar rather well.

You should probably be embarrassed.

Lord I was born a shamblin' man
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nadkicker69
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Sep 14, 2007, 10:19 AM

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Here's a nice story
Shining in all it's glory
One to read and adore
Or was that one to read and abhor?

Once upon a time, it started with people who rhymed
Those who were great, and those who need to be forgotten in time
Some made us laugh, some made us cry
Some were so bad, it made us wish they would die

Then post upon post
One started to toast
He came out of nowhere with the sense of an pwner
Taking to their faces a real big flamethrower

Some tried to fight
To make themselves right
Those who try will die -
C'mon, it's a flamethrower, guys...

But from the crowd that weep
Comes out the asbestos sheep
Through the flames, he rapped
And the guy with the flamethrower clapped

Then from the pile of crap
Came someone who thought he could rap
By the flamethrower he was wasted -
The sheep still stands unique, though imitated.

Hey, this story isn't a faux
Please, don't look at me with hate
Else I might have to dig in this here box
And make you a victim of rape.

Please don't interrupt me
I'm almost done with this story
Oh, now you done it
Ruined me story before it reached its summit

Out with the chains!
Out with the blades!
Out with clamps, whips, staples, scourges that flay!
and other instruments of pain!

Strapped to the wall, you are
Why? You interrupted my story!
Turn on the blowtorch! Grab the piercing bar
This story will turn gory!

In your eyes, the screws are turning
Don't worry, I know what I'm doing
You die quick? No, that's not a matter
'Cause I got my lessons from Thomas Torquemada*!

Look at your blood spill
Oh, the horror? No, the thrill!
How nicely these snippers cut your tendon
Oh, no dearie, this ain't endin'!

Well, yeah, it's really gory
The fire to the eyes
Clippers between his thighs
That's what you get for interrupting my story!

Why do I do this?
Even if my rhymes are poor -
Do you think I give two squirts of piss?
Screw your opinion - I'm bored!

*Inquisitor of the Spanish Inquisition

=
I am the Jester. I make the unreal real.

 
 
 


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