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TazG
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Jul 18, 2007, 10:01 PM

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Star Wars is just a bunch of wannabe cowboys with swords.


I thought you were just as much a Star Wars fanboy as Star Trek. I mean, the original trilogy on VHS. In your shelves. Stealin' your Internets.

Actually I got those 3 for FREE from a kid at school. I watched the other 3 in the theatre. Once. Tickets were bought for me. Never planned on buying the DVDs. Haven't read any of the books. Got this for my birthday. Got this only because it came as part of a set of 6 Lucasarts GAMES, including wonders like Monkey Island. Good deal. This came with 250 Best Arcade, I think. The only thing related to Star Wars that I actually willingly spent money on were the lightsabers. Because who doesn't need a lightsaber? Definitely beats my mom's electronic bug zapper. But, mind you, I've owned a phaser for at least twice as long as I've owned a lightsaber.

Don't get me wrong. It's good. Better than crap like Stargate. Quoting Han Solo and writing songs about Chewbacca still makes you cool. But in a competition like this it fails so hard you can smell the phail-funk a mile away.


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nadkicker69
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Jul 18, 2007, 10:51 PM

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Saying that Starwars being better than Startrek is like saying that the Harry Potter series is better than the Lord of the Rings series.


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Jul 19, 2007, 3:07 AM

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FINALLY!


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Asgard Elite
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Jul 19, 2007, 8:01 PM

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Executer class SSD > Enterprise
HK-47 >Data
GO-TO > Data
Grand Admiral Thrawn > Picard
XX-9 heavy turbolaser > Phaser
Lightsaber > Phaser
Wookie > Klingon
I could go on and on but I wont.



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TazG
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Jul 19, 2007, 10:01 PM

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HK-47 >Data

How can anyone with no back story or character development compete with anyone from Star Trek? It should go without saying that anything that only exists in a few video GAMES is automatically disqualified. Besides I don't see him doing any of the countless awesome things Data has done. I bet this thing can't even float.


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GO-TO > Data

See above.


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Grand Admiral Thrawn > Picard

I had to look this guy up. He only appears in books. If all you can come up with to defend Star Wars is some guy from a fan fic then that is just further proof that it sucked.
Now let's see. According to the Wikipedia article:
"He was a brilliant military strategist and commanded the remnants of the Imperial Fleet in a series of stunning victories against the New Republic."
Well that's nice. But was he the inspiration for a leadership manual published by Reed Business Information, Inc.?
Major fail here.


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Wookie > Klingon

Klingons have a detailed history and culture behind them, 40 years in the making, including an actual language.
What do Wookies have? An incomprehensible roar. That's it.
Fail.


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Executer class SSD > Enterprise
XX-9 heavy turbolaser > Phaser
Lightsaber > Phaser

I could go on to explain your foolishness in making these assumptions, especially when it comes to your complete ignorance of the power and flexibility of a phaser and the primitiveness of a lightsaber, but I think what's most important to point out is that how powerful the stuff in the show is has no effect on the pwnage.
If it did then a lot of extremely crappy sci-fi would be winning because they have unbelievably powerful ships.
But, regardless, Star Trek would still win because it has quantum torpedoes, the Borg, Q, and the Doomsday Machine. There's always a bigger fish.


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I could go on

No, you couldn't. You failed. Horribly.

EDIT: I'd still like to see you try.


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loner
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Jul 19, 2007, 10:09 PM

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STARWARS < STARTREK < STARBUCKS


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nadkicker69
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Jul 19, 2007, 11:31 PM

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It just comes to show you that one letter owns Starwars:

Q > Starwars

And no amount of Force will ever fix that...


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TazG
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Jul 20, 2007, 12:28 AM

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-Pwnt-
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Jul 20, 2007, 12:34 AM

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That doesn't make sense.


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TazG
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Jul 20, 2007, 12:45 AM

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Invidious
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Jul 20, 2007, 1:15 PM

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I could go on to explain your foolishness in making these assumptions, especially when it comes to your complete ignorance of the power and flexibility of a phaser and the primitiveness of a lightsaber, but I think what's most important to point out is that how powerful the stuff in the show is has no effect on the pwnage.
If it did then a lot of extremely crappy sci-fi would be winning because they have unbelievably powerful ships.
But, regardless, Star Trek would still win because it has quantum torpedoes, the Borg, Q, and the Doomsday Machine. There's always a bigger fish.


I'm not gonna go into the subjective stuff but you just made a huge mistake right there concerning the technical shizzle.



http://stardestroyer.net/Empire/Tech/


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some guy from a fan fic


Dude, the EU (Expanded Universe) is not some "fan fic". Every book that's released with the official StarWars seal has been approved by George Lucas himself. Lucas also provides a lot of the storyline material.

Not to mention a lot of the authors are world renowned sci-fi writers with shitloads of shizzles of experience.

And Asgard Elite was wrong, Thrawn was a pretty good character by Zahn but he's totally unrealistic. I would say Ackbar > Pellaeon > Picard > Sovv


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Well that's nice. But was he the inspiration for a leadership manual published by Reed Business Information, Inc.?


That's all nice, some trekkie writing Picard into a leadership manual for some iddy bitty company. Yeah. But was Star Trek the inspiration for a real life military program?


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How can anyone with no back story or character development compete with anyone from Star Trek? It should go without saying that anything that only exists in a few video GAMES is automatically disqualified. Besides I don't see him doing any of the countless awesome things Data has done. I bet this thing can't even float.


R2-D2/C-3PO > Data


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Invidious
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Jul 20, 2007, 1:19 PM

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Oh, I forgot to add this


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king_zepplin
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Jul 20, 2007, 1:55 PM

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i can sum it up in two pictures:

Star Wars:
Star Trek:



Invidious
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Jul 20, 2007, 4:42 PM

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More like:


StarWars:



Star Trek:



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Jul 20, 2007, 5:03 PM

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TazG
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Jul 20, 2007, 10:52 PM

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Seen it. They're often ignorant too. For example, this: "[photon torpedoes] have ... limited maneuverability" is laughable to say the least.

It's also outdated. For example the point on Hyperdrive being faster than Warp drive was once true but no longer true with recent advancements in Warp drive.
The funny thing is that quantum torpedoes are mentioned on the same page, and by the time quantum torpedoes existed there were no ships equipped with a warp drive slower than hyperdrive, so really, being outdated is no excuse for their ignorance either.
And there is no mention of transwarp whatsoever.

I would go on but as I already said it's irrelevant.

EDIT: We have Genesis.


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Every book that's released with the official StarWars seal has been approved by George Lucas himself.

Oh wow. That changes everything.


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some trekkie writing Picard into a leadership manual for some iddy bitty company.

Do some research before you call them "iddy bitty", tard. And the point is that it's possible to write a book like that in the first place and be successful. I'd like to see you try to argue that any of the dipshit characters being listed in this thread are stronger and more interesting leader figures than Picard, or any of the Trek captains for that matter.


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Yeah. But was Star Trek the inspiration for a real life military program?

Oh, nice try. They named it Star Wars. That's about where the similarities end.

I'm talking about actual inspiration here, There's a major difference between the main content of a book being inspired by the Picard character, as opposed to some random person saying "hey its liek military in space so lets call it star wars lol". It's not an equal comparison in the slightest.

By the way, the answer to your question is yes.



That was NASA's first space shuttle ever.

And Star Trek was the inspiration for many current military technologies. Star Trek was also the inspiration for the SETI program (and it wouldn't have gotten off the ground without Star Trek fans - seriously, look it up). There is even a project for developing a transporter based on Star Trek's (yes, Star Trek has a technical manual, and yes, I am serious). Need I go on, dumbass?


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TazG
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Jul 20, 2007, 11:11 PM

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Oh, I forgot to add this


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jeff
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Jul 20, 2007, 11:13 PM

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TazG
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Jul 21, 2007, 1:04 AM

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C-3PO > Data


Keep telling yourself that.


vs.

vs.

vs.

vs.

vs.



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Jaymzanator
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Jul 21, 2007, 1:55 AM

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Wink




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Asgard Elite
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Jul 21, 2007, 6:47 AM

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Point is that if The Empire and The federation got in a war The empire would win if weeks if not days.





One way to compare sci-fi ground armies is to ask: "How would they fare against a modern army of equal numerical strength?" Let's take a specific scenario: a modern, well-equipped army takes on an Imperial or Federation army over open ground, with no advantage of surprise going to either side. Aerial and orbital support (as well as fancy tricks such as transporters and non-optical sensors) are taken out of the equation by violent electrical storms, poor visibility, and high-powered ECM. Nuclear weapons are prohibited because this battle is taking place just ouside of a city which both sides want in intact and inhabitable condition. How would our futuristic armies fare?
Thanks to its broad inventory of weapons and its use of combined-arms tactics, an Imperial army would be able to go toe-to-toe with a modern army in most respects, with some factors going their way and some going against them. Stormtrooper armour is environmentally sealed and much stronger than modern body armour, so it conveys an advantage to the Empire: they can FREEly use chemical weapons as long as the chemical agent is short-lived and easily dispersed (to avoid excessive collateral damage in the nearby city). Furthermore, stormtrooper armour is capable of stopping small-arms fire, thus making anything smaller than a grenade launcher useless. However, modern artillery has greater flexibility and useful effective range than Imperial artillery, thanks to its avoidance of line-of-sight restrictions. On the other hand, Imperial armour is like no land vehicle ever seen on this planet. An AT-AT is at least an order of magnitude more massive than the largest modern tank, and its weapons are flexible and powerful enough to destroy anything from low-altitude aircraft to enemy artillery pieces and even entire enemy installations, all from many kilometres away. Heavy war droids represent an entirely new element on the field of battle, and their psychological impact alone could be devastating. And finally, their CAS is rather unusual in the sense that they can employ more armour and they can use shielding technology, thanks to their repulsorlifts. A battle would probably go to an Imperial army on the strength of their armoured vehicles and war droids, since they would undoubtedly counteract artillery stand-off tactics by rapidly closing the distance until the range disparity is nullified, and their superior armour and firepower can come into play.
The outcome of a battle between a Federation army and a modern army is much easier to predict: it would be a one-sided massacre. Federation ground forces are completely one dimensional, with no concept whatsoever of combined arms tactics; if you present an opponent which is not easily attacked by men on foot with small arms fire, then they have no recourse but to call for air support. They have no armour for protection and mobility, they have no equipment for surviving chemical or biological warfare, and they have no way of retaliating against enemy artillery. The result is that they would be slaughtered wholesale by artillery at long range, without any chance to retaliate or even see the faces of their killers (in "Nor the Battle to the Strong", they couldn't even fashion a response to Klingon light mortars, never mind the huge artillery pieces a modern army would call into action). Even if they were to miraculously avoid being blown apart by heavy artillery while trudging toward enemy positions on foot, they would be dead the moment they came within 1-2 kilometres of modern infantry, because they would be ripped to shreds by mortar fire, shell fire, and fixed machine gun fire long before they could ever come close to the range where a man might be able to hit anything with a hand held rifle. Even a rifle with perfect accuracy is only as accurate as the man who fires it, and three centuries of technological development won't change that. Trekkies tend to argue that a ground army doesn't need all these capabilities if they have transporters and orbital support, but both of those crutches can be removed by a cunning enemy, so in the end, this argument is just a tacit admission of the gross inadequacy of Federation ground forces.

Also There have been many series about how star wars tech is actually possible or already available.


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TazG
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Jul 21, 2007, 9:31 AM

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Point is that if The Empire and The federation got in a war The empire would win if weeks if not days.

Read the posts. This point has already been discussed.


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Also There have been many series about how star wars tech is actually possible or already available.

Do you realize that you just shot yourself in the foot. If Star Wars technology already exists whereas much Star Trek technology is still acting as inspiration for future technology, then that leaves the irrefutable fact that Star Trek has more advanced technology than Star Wars. Thank you for pointing this out.

EDIT: Another thing - why is it that you're putting the Empire against the Federation? The heroes in Star Wars are the Rebels, not the Empire. You chose the Empire simply because they are stronger and they might have a better chance of winning. Even then you only compare it to Starfleet and refer to it as the Federation, ignoring the fact that Starfleet itself is still a very, very small part of the Federation. Do you even realize what the Federation is? The Empire truly does not stand a chance. But that is still besides the point: The Empire is, in fact, the strongest force available in Star Wars, and they're the villains. To be fair, put them up against the strongest villains in Star Trek. The battle would not be over in weeks, nor days, nor hours. Verily, the Empire would be flattened in seconds. Major, major, major fail.

Carry on.


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Jul 21, 2007, 9:34 AM

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Invidious
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To be fair, put them up against the strongest villains in Star Trek. The battle would not be over in weeks, nor days, nor hours. Verily, the Empire would be flattened in seconds. Major, major, major fail.


Major fail YOURSELF.

Even if the Rebel Alliance were put up against the Federation the Rebel Alliance would win. Or rather the New Republic or the Galactic Alliance since you're comparing "modern" shizzle.

Just look at Stardestroyer.net:

http://stardestroyer.net/tlc/Power/index.html

A single light turbolaser shot has the power output equivalent of 22,500 terawatts of energy and HEAVY turbolasers can dole out a minimum of 2.8 million terawatts of energy.

And don't even get me started on the huge planet-busting lasers mounted on ISD's and up.

Then there's the shizzle-loaded shielding. Even shields on a VSD alone are able to hold off concentrated multi-turbolaser battery bombardments from multiple ISDs for at least a few minutes. That's equivalent to several thousand nuclear weapons a second. The Federation shielding however is severely lacking.

Oh, and don't forget the armor:


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Imperial dura-armor is made by "compressing and binding neutronium, lomite, and zersium molecules together through the process of matrix acceleration", according to the SWE. The use of neutronium micro-particles as interstitial alloying elements in dura-armor is strongly suggestive of extreme mechanical and thermal toughness.


Just that armor alone should be able to hold up against anything the Federation throws at them.

http://stardestroyer.net/Empire/Essays/FiveMinutes.html

Now take a look at that ^

It's clear that just a single Galactic snubfighter is more than capable of taking down an Enterprise-D class Federation ship. Granted, the Enterprise-D class is not the strongest warship in the Federation arsenal, but a single snubfighter just one. Now imagine several wings (74 fighters per wing) and the support craft. And not to mention the Capital ships which I'm just leaving out of the picture for scope.

And as for missiles... The StarWars era missiles are severely lacking, but only because they're usually used against snubfighters. Even then the seismic charges used by Jango Fett in AOTC are stronger than an entire payload of photon torpedoes.


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Invidious
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Jul 21, 2007, 1:05 PM

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Oh, and site your sources on speed.


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