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TOP FIVE THINGS TO DO TO BE SUCCESSFUL AT INTERNET.

 
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Lowtax
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Sep 19, 2006, 10:58 PM

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  1. Never make a MySpace - If you make a MySpace then you, like a high percentage of the Internet, suck at the Internet. If you make one of these, you will be known forever as a creator of everlasting faggotry and a polluter of the already Honeybucket-quality Internet. Just remember: it's not the Internet's fault you're stupid.
  2. Don't talk like a moron - omg!!! akronymz are liek so funy still n ppl still uze them so that makz dem totalli lol1!!!!! rite?????? NO. GO DIE. The internet was not made for people to be illiterate fucktards. Unless you know how to spell, please pull the plug on your computer. Now.
  3. Don't try to be a hacker - You aren't a hacker. You never will be. People that advertise that they are hackers have no skills of their own so they sit around leeching off of sites like Sythe.org, taking PHP scripts to make fake RuneScape login screens to harvest passwords.
  4. Don't talk about shit nobody else cares about - Seriously people, nobody cares that you and some buddies from up north had a couple brewskies and watched the football game. Nobody cares that your mom shoved a slug up her nose when she was stoned last night, and the only way it was funny is if you were there to see it.
  5. Don't use AIM - The ultimate way to become the stereotypical internet fucktard is to use AOL Instant Messenger. AIM is used by moronic teenage girls, pedophiles, and a veritable myriad of people with no internet savvy.



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syncth
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Sep 19, 2006, 11:02 PM

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This is brilliant!


eeor3
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Sep 20, 2006, 1:39 AM

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This is brilliant!
I couldn't have said it better...

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Heix
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Sep 20, 2006, 2:16 AM

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syncth
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Sep 20, 2006, 3:45 AM

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Do we give a crap? It is brilliant!


Heix
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Sep 20, 2006, 6:02 AM

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Lawl.



TazG
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Sep 20, 2006, 6:14 AM

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As if we wouldn't have guessed anyway?

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-Pwnt-
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Sep 20, 2006, 8:54 AM

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*Tears up*

That...was...BEAUTIFUL. Absolutely astonishing.

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neocloud101
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Sep 20, 2006, 8:56 AM

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As if we wouldn't have guessed anyway?
Lowtax would never set his royal foot in this dump.

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Arkanor
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Sep 20, 2006, 12:46 PM

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I laughed at this. Nicely put - number 3 is especially true.


aaiscool
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Sep 20, 2006, 1:10 PM

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Look, if someone want's to make a myspace, AIM or whatever, don't bash them. Its a circular reasoning anyway: Many idiots use myspace. That does not mean everyone on myspace is an idiot.

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rickjames
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Sep 20, 2006, 1:17 PM

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Hey what's wrong with using AIM to talk to your friends.....and is it only AIM because I don't see a big difference in the people that use AIM and yahoo or msn instant messanger.


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1142740
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Sep 20, 2006, 2:07 PM

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AIM and yahoo or msn instant messanger.
MSN is so much better than AIM.

bcuz I said it is.

However, it needs to get the tabbed thing that Triton and Dead AIM has.

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neocloud101
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Sep 20, 2006, 2:13 PM

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Hey what's wrong with using AIM to talk to your friends.....and is it only AIM because I don't see a big difference in the people that use AIM and yahoo or msn instant messanger.
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Look, if someone want's to make a myspace, AIM or whatever, don't bash them. Its a circular reasoning anyway: Many idiots use myspace. That does not mean everyone on myspace is an idiot.

Both nicely put.

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Satin Mercenary
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Sep 20, 2006, 6:55 PM

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Hey what's wrong with using AIM to talk to your friends.....and is it only AIM because I don't see a big difference in the people that use AIM and yahoo or msn instant messanger.
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Look, if someone want's to make a myspace, AIM or whatever, don't bash them. Its a circular reasoning anyway: Many idiots use myspace. That does not mean everyone on myspace is an idiot.

Aim
1. It's AOL enough said.
2. It has a crap interface.
3. Bugged to high hell.
4. I've had turds that look better then them boxes.

Myspace
1. If you know 90% of myspace users are idiots and you still choose to use it then you are opting to become an idiot other wise you would use a more mature way or you would of done some thing a little harder and proven yourself not to be an idiot and make a decent website.(applies for Bebo,FREEwebs,picoz and all over FREE website builders.)
2. I think one was enough and too lazy to type anymore.


TazG
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Sep 20, 2006, 9:48 PM

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Hey what's wrong with using AIM to talk to your friends.....and is it only AIM because I don't see a big difference in the people that use AIM and yahoo or msn instant messanger.
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Look, if someone want's to make a myspace, AIM or whatever, don't bash them. Its a circular reasoning anyway: Many idiots use myspace. That does not mean everyone on myspace is an idiot.

Both nicely put.
But they're still both Humorless. They have no appreciation for this thread. It's like they just stabbed it in the side and left.

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neocloud101
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Sep 21, 2006, 12:21 AM

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Hey what's wrong with using AIM to talk to your friends.....and is it only AIM because I don't see a big difference in the people that use AIM and yahoo or msn instant messanger.
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Look, if someone want's to make a myspace, AIM or whatever, don't bash them. Its a circular reasoning anyway: Many idiots use myspace. That does not mean everyone on myspace is an idiot.

Both nicely put.
But they're still both Humorless. They have no appreciation for this thread. It's like they just stabbed it in the side and left.
Not really. I think they might have just felt shot down by a sticky, and they wanted to show everyone that they're not bad Interneters. There's really nothing Humorless in that.

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Aim
1. It's AOL enough said.
2. It has a crap interface.
3. Bugged to high hell.
4. I've had turds that look better then them boxes.
So what? AIM sucks, I absolutely agree. But who cares? As long as you can complete the process of typing a message and sending it privately to one or more people that you're intending to send it to, it works, doesn't it? I mean, I can't make all my friends switch to MSN just because you've had turds that look better than the AIM boxes. Generalizations suck. You can't see 5 people out of a 12 people class and determine what the class is like.

Myspace
1. If you know 90% of myspace users are idiots and you still choose to use it then you are opting to become an idiot other wise you would use a more mature way or you would of done some thing a little harder and proven yourself not to be an idiot and make a decent website.(applies for Bebo,FREEwebs,picoz and all over FREE website builders.)
2. I think one was enough and too lazy to type anymore.
What if, and I would know, because I use MySpace. What if, say, everyone who matters to you (people you know personally) goes on MySpace. I mean, I understand you're completely retarded if you're going on it for dating or finding friends, but when you have 103 people on your friends list, and you know them all personally, what idiotic about that? My friends use it. Some people I know who even moved use it. It helps me get in touch with friends, and I'm not about to stop it because some people on a GAMES forum told me not to.



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TazG
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Sep 21, 2006, 12:57 AM

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What if, say, everyone who matters to you (people you know personally) goes on MySpace.
It still sucks. AOL sucks too. Even MSN sucks. It's just that there's a less percentage of MSN users that are totally stupid than AOL and MySpace users. The reason I use it is the same reason... because I am forced to use it if I have any hope of IMing people online, since EVERYONE USES IT.
But like, look at it this way. If you use AOL and Myspace for the reasons they are popular, you fail at Internet. In other words, don't be an idiot who joins an AOL chat room to gather A/S/Ls, engage in cybersex, spam emoticons, talk in annoying abbreviations, oR lIkE ThIs. And don't use MySpace to make a page full of polls and quizzes, and crap flying around in the background, and don't talk about killing yourself. Etc.
If that post up there had to go into this detail to explain itself, it wouldn't be beautiful and funny anymore.

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Satin Mercenary
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Sep 21, 2006, 1:09 AM

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Where i come from everyone uses msn and aim/aol are shunned because there heavens.


Lotus Lecetoy
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Sep 21, 2006, 6:22 AM

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What if, say, everyone who matters to you (people you know personally) goes on MySpace.
It still sucks. AOL sucks too. Even MSN sucks. It's just that there's a less percentage of MSN users that are totally stupid than AOL and MySpace users. The reason I use it is the same reason... because I am forced to use it if I have any hope of IMing people online, since EVERYONE USES IT.
But like, look at it this way. If you use AOL and Myspace for the reasons they are popular, you fail at Internet. In other words, don't be an idiot who joins an AOL chat room to gather A/S/Ls, engage in cybersex, spam emoticons, talk in annoying abbreviations, oR lIkE ThIs. And don't use MySpace to make a page full of polls and quizzes, and crap flying around in the background, and don't talk about killing yourself. Etc.
If that post up there had to go into this detail to explain itself, it wouldn't be beautiful and funny anymore.

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Pheylan
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Sep 21, 2006, 6:34 AM

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It's just that there's a less percentage of MSN users that are totally stupid than AOL
That's pretty fallacious.

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TazG
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Sep 21, 2006, 7:12 AM

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Almost everybody uses MSN, and with such a large sample of users you are bound to find a good deal of cool people using it. The same cannot be said of AOL to such a degree.

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neocloud101
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Sep 21, 2006, 8:16 AM

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What if, say, everyone who matters to you (people you know personally) goes on MySpace.
It still sucks. AOL sucks too. Even MSN sucks.
That was already agreed.
It's just that there's a less percentage of MSN users that are totally stupid than AOL and MySpace users.
So? It doesn't mean that we look for people directly on MSN.
The reason I use it is the same reason... because I am forced to use it if I have any hope of IMing people online, since EVERYONE USES IT.
That's what I'm saying. EVERYONE uses AIM and MySpace for me. Well, everyone that I know personally.
But like, look at it this way. If you use AOL and Myspace for the reasons they are popular, you fail at Internet.
I agree.
In other words, don't be an idiot who joins an AOL chat room to gather A/S/Ls, engage in cybersex, spam emoticons, talk in annoying abbreviations, oR lIkE ThIs. And don't use MySpace to make a page full of polls and quizzes, and crap flying around in the background, and don't talk about killing yourself. Etc.
I agree. I never disagreed with this outlook.
If that post up there had to go into this detail to explain itself, it wouldn't be beautiful and funny anymore.
K. I liked it. I just don't like it bashing MySpace or AIM for the wrong reasons. Saying that they suck, sure. I agree.

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TazG
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Sep 21, 2006, 8:23 AM

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I think everybody on this forum should be like you.

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loner
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Sep 21, 2006, 9:28 AM

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Oh noes.
I have a Myspace And a AIM account.
Sue me.

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