Pepsi, I guess.
"This is a joke, right? Because you can't seriously be comparing Harry Potter with the greatest fiction series ever written."
Yeah, because LOTR is so inspiring. Wait, lets make a recap.
Book 1: *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash*
Book 2: *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash*
Book 3: I'm back! *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash* *Slash*