I think it's pretty obvious since the phrase "hot chick" is now an oxymoron. At least by my philosophy.
Fine then.
Attractive woman.
Happy?
Sounds like a chain bulletin
Actually it was a dream...
Except it was God in the appearance of a showerhead instead of TazG.
HAHAHAHA
*chokes on a pretzel*
There's no way out of this one Twazzy. Answer. Now.
Steal the cow glass and run.
Looks like we have another person who'll be willing to live poor without ever getting laid.
You're clearly forgetting rape.
...
I want my cake and to eat it too.
Pervert.
Anyway.
No rape. Everytime you get within 10cms of a pussy you get thrown away by a invisible force.
does porno count?
because otherwise i believe my balls would turn blue and explode and kill me
Yeah but female genitalia will appear as big black cock to you.
Yes, let's address this, actually.
I would inquire of the apparatus that he used to teleport in front of me, forcefully retrieve it, then kick him the hell out of my house.
Maybe.
Another dirt poor virgin...
Just choose dammit.
You would need to describe this semi-hot chick in detail. Is she completely loyal? The kind who is there for physical needs whenever you want, cooks, and only speaks when spoken to?
You can't have both. You can either have a size 8 not-so-very-hot-yet-not-unbearable-to-look-at chick that does all that and more or a semi-hot-semi-slutty-yet-loyal-and-not-completely-unbearable-to-be-around chick.
So I guess it's three choices.
I would kick him in the shin and run.
And you would fall into your own shithole of a home and live out the rest of your life oggling at women knowing that the prospect of actually being with one will be impossible.
See, if I won the Nobel Peace Prize, and then got accused of rape, nobody would think a thing of it! 'Cause I won the damn Peace Prize for crap's sake!
Shutup and go draw me my picture.
This thread has some kind of aura about it, with an undeniable contemplatation design about it making me question my own sexual preference.
So I'm guessing you're another dirty poor virgin-to-be?
The Nobel prize. Fame like that lasts longer than my genitals will, regardless of frequency of use.
What genitals?
lol qwer
Answer.
Bitches.
Taz says:
... I want tits.
Taz says:
SEND TIT TO TAZG
Taz says:
IT'S BECAUSE I'M STOOPID
Taz says:
BECAUSE I ASSED A CURTAIN
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