Just because he knew their choice doesn't mean he forced that choice. It wasn't set up. If you could set up a FREE choice it wouldn't be a FREE choice. Why aren't you understanding this...

No, sorrow is unnecessary. That is hardly a perfect system. Sorrow is the absence of joy. Joy was created in a perfect system, and in rejecting it humans "created" sorrow. The choice of whether to reject joy is part of the system - sorrow is not.

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So what your saying is that people choose not to be happy.

Where the hell did you get that?

Im converting.

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Have you ever taken a single spaghetti noodle in your mouth, and sucked it up?

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Once, but ever since the accident....I havn't

I belive in god.Im a religious person also.
IT MADE CHEESE!!!!!

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Then, there is no need to "convert"

For, that, the simple act of sucking up a single noodle, IS the conversion ritual. We call it the "Holy suck"

Conversion Ritual (or The Holy Suck)

• Unlike those of other religions, the FSM conversion ritual is a simple one. One needs no church, no fat priest, no holy water or comparable nonsense (although a thick Bolognaise or creamy Alfredo sauce may make the conversion more palatable). The only sacrament required is a long, saucy spaghetti noodle. First, fling the noodle heavenward, to see if it sticks to the ceiling. Regardless of the result, proceed to the next step, as even He is unsure what this test is supposed to indicate. To be fully converted to Flying Spaghetti Monsterism an individual must place one end of the spaghetti noodle in the mouth (it doesn't matter where the other end is) and suck it in swiftly, producing an audible slurp. The conversion process takes approximately 1.618333 seconds, plus or minus (but usually plus) twenty-five minutes cooking time. If you are are in a hurry, a Ramen noodle may be used. Importantly, everyone who has ever consumed a pasta noodle in this manner has renounced all other gods, and is a member of His sacred and saucy congregation.

• It is important to note that, in orthodox FSMism, the pasta is thought to transubstantiate into the very body of our Noodly Savior during such rituals, making them extra delicious. Most reform churches of FSM no longer accept this, regarding the noodles as a symbol of the FSM's corporeal form, but not, in and of themselves, sacred (the reason for the extra deliciousness continues to be a source of controversy, and taste-testing). This progressive belief system has the benefit of allowing worshipers to consume great volumes of pasta without having to deal with the uncomfortable feeling that they're consuming the body of their divine (but tasty) creator. Note also that the orthodox church of the FSM contends that too much Parmesan can cause the transubstantiation to go hay-wire, rendering the would-be convert a Catholic.

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Im still not doing it.

Where did god come from? ;_;

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Actually, that's just the Christian theory on it. I believe that the Big Bang could've happened, but I think it was God Himself who caused it.

I mean seriously, what says that Science has to be contradicting to religion and vice versa?