
nadkicker69
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Nov 29, 2006, 9:12 PM
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The Internet is not for kids
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Yeah, I said it. The Internet is NOT for kids. Really... It's not safe. It's like taking your kid, balling him up, and chucking him down a minefield like a bowling ball. Actually, I think that's safer than the Internet nowadays. I guess you want me to back that up with some things. Sure! I have some for ya! It's personal experience, too! Twat for Toddlers! How about that? Ten year old Timmy can have his fill of tits and ass by clicking on the button that states that he's 18 or over. After that, he can have access to the All You Can Mentally Gorge Smut Buffet. Yes, very educational. Gotta love our search engines! Ever wanted to search for something for your research papers and got something TOTALLY different? Do an unfiltered search using Google for the word "Horse" and find the many many MANY alternate sites for Horses. At least we can sleep with the fact that little Timmy knows that humans CAN indeed mate with horses. As for the word filters, they're jokes. Come on, I've been doing searches for a research paper for birds, and I get a picture of someone flipping me the bird. Yeah, that's great! I found that the library, though old, is a much better source of getting information untainted by alternate lifestyle porn and horrid innuendo. God help you should your kid do a search for "Men" on HotBot. Chatrooms and Forums, a great ****ing learning experience and way to make friends! Isn't it great that the Internet is full of forums and chatrooms? Yeah, nothing like being able to learn every little swear word in the book on any language in the matter of two hours of chat a forums. Thanks to horrible word filters and really crappy administration, Little Timmy can curse and swear with the best of them. Always good to know when sending e-mails to Grandma or your pastor. What's also great is the treatment that the newcomer recieves in many of the chatrooms. Yes, nothing says "Welcome" like, "Suk mi cok, newb." to make you feel right at home. Also "Go slash your wrist" is another wonderful way of saying HI! Welcome to Never-Intended-To-Happen Lane! I love these organizations that encourage to get kids on their feet and out in the open to play and make these interactive GAMES that encourage the kids to stay on the site as long as possible. What the hell happened to pages that instruct kids on how to play new GAMES outdoors, or a safer way to play tackle football on the asphault? Okay, nevermind that, but you know what I mean. It's a site that's supposed to encourgae peope to play outside, not keep the kids stuck on the computers! MOMMY I WANT A PLAYSTATION 3! Kids LOVE pictures and flashy animations! What better way to get a kid's attention than to put a crapload of flashy piccies and animations! What better way to advertise your garbage to kids than to abuse the same thing that keeps kids entertained? After a few hours online on ad-laden sites (such as what kids sites are nowadays - check 'em out), your kid will also want whatever in the hell looks good on that site as well. Now that we have Suzie screaming for that new doll that she wants online, we can thank the assholes bombing the sites with ads for the added misery. It's not dangerous, Lumpy the Moose does it, and he's a cartoon! Yeah, kids like cartoons, and you know how kids love to imitate the Toon characters. What's so bad about that? Three words: Happy Tree Friends. Anyway, feel FREE to argue against this and always remember to have fun while doing it!
= I am the Jester. I make the unreal real.
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