
12bye
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Feb 16, 2007, 2:53 PM
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Re: [chunk sketch] Who would win in a fight, Batman Or James Bond.
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whats with all the fads as of late? wether its a fad or not chuck norris is the greatest...always and forever It is well known that Big Boss wrote most of this article himself (why? BECAUSE HE CAN!) in an attack on Chuck Norris, causing many to ponder why? Why does Big Boss hate Chuck Norris of all people so much? The reason is because of the Big Boss/Chuck Norris paradox, and it is as humorous as it is confusing. Big Boss has a long lasting spite against Chuck, because Big Boss is a lot stronger then Chuck, but Chuck has a much stronger attack, making their powers somewhat even. Big Boss does not want to accept this, because Big Boss does what ever the hell he wants. But this is only the tip of the iceberg, as the paradox goes much deeper then this. It turns out that big Boss and Chuck Norris are locked in a classic Scissor Paper Rock scenario. To expound, their dilemma goes as follows. - Big Boss defeats Chuck Norris, as discussed in the above article.
- Samuel L. Jackson defeats snakes of all kinds, hence defeats Solid Snake. Especially if they are on a plane.
- MacGyver defeats Samuel L. Jackson, because he can build Samuel L. Jackson’s plane out of paperclips and bubblegum, and just as easily dismantle it.
- And finally, Chuck Norris defeats Dwayne Herman, because MacGyver can build a plane out of paperclips and bubblegum, but Chuck Norris can kill him and steal it.
To simplify, Big Boss > Chuck Norris, Solid Snake > Big Boss, Samuel L. Jackson > Solid Snake, MacGyver > Samuel L. Jackson, Chuck Norris > MacGyver.
(This post was edited by 12bye on Feb 16, 2007, 2:53 PM)
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