Dr. Funk
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May 5, 2008, 4:44 AM
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Dream of a Dream: Inside the minds of TazG and Dr. Funk
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FIRST OFF, niggers, let's get the niceties out of the way:
i have a dream
a dream of a dream
it reminds me of the days of old, of when i could spend many an hour in a bathtub, washing away at my steve. But refreshingly different; like the difference between cars and the bicycle
i dream of days gone by when women didn't be repulsed by my diet coke, for so long have i tarried with the perpetual problem of the flavors of baby food
maybe someday we will all be united under one green roof - she could either go along with it and try and work it out or embrace the attention and be a manipulative lying [Expletive Deleted] about it.
In the summer of 1974, I could've sworn that there were be a BARGE COMIN' THROUGH
please be sure to contact your doctor if any ozone particles exit the stratosphere. Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’99, if I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience… I will dispense this advice now.
never, though, will you see a more wretched hive of scum and villainy than the little hose on the prairie, a place so tainted by evil that it could never be redeemed in the eyes of the general public.
this is why no other place more worth discussing in this speech.
the hose is a perfect metaphor for MY COCK, which is what i am really here to discuss this evening: Scum.
...and villainy
so let's get down to the meat of the issue, where you can get a burger for $2.99! in-n-out woot
(This post was edited by TazG on May 5, 2008, 8:19 AM)
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