He Mines It
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Dec 13, 2005, 8:51 AM
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My name is He Mines It, but you guys can call me HMI. I'd like to start out by saying that I should be a moderator, because I would be good at it. You want proof? I said so. And that should be enough for you. And if you disagree with me, then I'll just have to attack with you personal insults and lies. If you don't like it then stay away from me, because I thrive off of egotistical agenda-pushing.
Also, I'd like to point out that if you are a moderator and you aren't serving my interests, I will attack you with completely absurd claims. Following that, I will try to bribe the administrator and have you removed. You can ban me, but I will just come back on other accounts to harrass you. And that isn't breaking the rules, because I did it.
I would also like to segregate all categories of the of this forum so that no other mod can discuss something in a category that they do not moderate in. This would greatly hinder my attempts to take absolute and total control of the Runescape forums. I can't have reasonable people butting in and telling me that what I am doing is wrong. I don't care if it's wrong. I am doing it, so it's okay.
Also, I have some people in mind to become moderators of the Runescape category. I hand-selected them out of a batch of my finest devotees. they will be sure to agree to anything I say, and follow my orders without question. So, Jammer, I'd like you to go ahead and make them moderators without going through the voting process. Who cares if I am bypassing the system that took months to get implemented? Once again, it's okay because I am doing it.
Finally, I will leave and come back three days later occasionally, because I want to create the facade that I am a messianic character who cares about you all. Such propaganda boosts my position even more.
Thank you.
(This post was edited by He Mines It on Dec 13, 2005, 8:53 AM)
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