We begin this last minute post with some odd image that I have just conjured in my head to dodge the topic of the post while it forms in my mind like snow does in a cloud while it gets dark.

A man is screaming inside some creepy old lab. He yells "I've done it, I've done it! It's alive!" He presses a switch, the camera moves to the right of him, and a red lamp turns on. He yells "Muahahahaaa!"

Yes, Xbot, the least emotional person on the face of the earth has fallen in love. I think. I can't stop thinking of this girl at school. I've known her for awhile, but now I actually am getting feelings. I get queezy when I think about her (in a good way.) I try to stop thinking about her, but even not thinking brings up thoughts of her.

What should I do? Bang my head on my desk several times until I forget about her? Or actually ask her out? Or wait for the right opportunity? Or... *hears mothers' call* or go to bed and figure that out tomorrow!

What should I do? Bang my head on my desk several times until I forget about her? Or actually ask her out? Or wait for the right opportunity? Or...

You can use my book of awesome pick-up lines, including:

"Trains are cool, don't you think?"

"Wow... and I thought my mom was hot..."

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"


and my all-time favorite...

"I will murder you if you don't date me."

Or you could say:

"I have testicular cancer, want to feel the lump?"

"My mom said I should see other girls... she's too busy."

"One time I consumed a small child, want to ****?"

"Your ass is so hot is almost makes up for your horse face."

"I hate u b*tch hope u have a horrible life"

Thats what u say