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Athlon XP
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Kat's mentally unstable, so here it is.

Typed this in Notepad just now for a self-induced challenge.

There was Skully sitting at the nape of Jammer's ruins and he thought "goddamn what i couldn't give to cut my teeth on name change bugs" and he stood up with resolution on his features and whipped out his special revolver round from its chain around his neck. Slamming it into the third chamber of his Single Action Army, which he twirled with the expertise of a thousand convoluted MGS bosses, he set them awhirl and squeaked down the hill in his lambskin loafers.

Tazim Henrietta Gallant met him at the foot of the hill with his eyes full of glare and the sunlight playing in mottled shifting patterns of gold on his shoulders. He looked up, squinting, and said "seriously, give me a reason not to ban you" and pushed Skully down on his ass. The 'volver stayed resolute around his numble finger, however, and in the space of a few seconds the trigger was pulled, the hammer cocked back again, and the trigger pulled again, and Tazim stood in amusement as Skullivan bumbled through the chambers of his gun like a little boy lost in the labyrinthine cells of a Wal-Mart.

"Aha!" said he, getting to his feet, for there was the last bullet, in the final possible chamber! Sighting down the smooth oiled barrel at Tazim's forehead, he gave the weapon a preemptory whirl, and in the space of that second Tazim struck! Whack-pow, and down on the grass he was again, thrashing and kicking the ground into a churned-up dust cloud as his stomach leaked into the dirt. For behold, Taz had fingernails like knives.

The end.

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...Hello! says the purple snake, and the green elephant came and he was cough cough and the yellow pony what asking where is varrock, and the purple snakes uncle came and he helped the elephant stop cough cough and the elephant oinked and sneezed on the yellow pony then the bell rang and purple snake with his grandma walked to the falador bank, and saw principal beaver and the beaver was in his pink suit, and he wanted recess so he hit his hammer on the elephant on elephant was back to cough cough and the snake uncle was mad because he couldn't find his scrunchy n he wanted his slinky he lend to the pony and the pony lend it tot hepurple snake but the big explosion happened and killed the fishes in the varrock fountain.

But the green surfer was whoa and nightshiver said oh cawn and then athlon finished mowing the water and then g came out of the bottom of the well and said sup and dived under a door and then then apu was sup ma niggr doods and then all of the sudden a earthbake happened and a crack appeared on jammar's fat toe and the green vegetables grew out of athlon's pimp on his neck and then a purple pooky came and poked the turtle on the tits.

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*grabs athlon's balls*
Athlon says (10:01 PM):
hey, you are NOT a doktor

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For behold, Taz had fingernails

TIME FOR SEX

Athlon XP
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PART TWO PART TWO PART TWO

"My volver!" It was Crome.

Clambering down from the ruins, wherein he had been fapping most furiously, he sighted Skullivan lying below, draining of blood like fluid from a tube. Tazim stood over, so mortified that even the reflection of the sunlight off his pale-as-all-hell flesh was somehow dimmer and lined with malice.

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE," he shrieked, and set forth such a call for the likeness of Routh that the surrounding community was wakened, and came running from the very corners of the lands. "VENGEANCE SHALL BE VISITED UPON THIS G, FOR HE STAINED MY PRECIOUS VOLVER WITH THE BLOOD OF THIS INDIAN, THIS...THIS..."

"INDIANIST," said a voice, and Athlon appeared on top of the ruins.

In some other reality, far beyond the reaches of the forum, a certain sister stirred beneath her covers. Her eyes popped open. Sitting up, her gaze fell on the home-made card tacked to the wall that she had designed so many years ago, a card very familiar to those who had glimpsed her brother's secret realm...

"Are you looking for this?" said 'thlon, and he held up the card.

"HOW DID YOU GET THAT," shrieked G, in such a frenzy that his mouth foamed and his hands wrung little particles of hell out of the atmosphere and his toes worked rivets into the dirt beneath. "WHAT WERE YOU--I--" He began to stamp, viridescent in total rage. "Ugh, ugh, UGH."

"YES," shouted 'thlon, the entire world hanging on his words. "This will make a fine enough gift for my benefactor." He turned his gaze upon it. "Happy mother's day, indeed." And he turned and disappeared.

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BUT THE BLUE TURTLE WOULD NOT LET HIM!! and the him who was gray wanted to know what he did good and the good popped out of the gishy that was underneath the turtle and the blue turtle floated off from the ground, and he licked the transparent turkey off the sand and the graffiti on the sand made the toilet mad and he ws ike whoa dnt he sourcaris of the manasur came from the cotton candy clouds and spit on the gray him and then all of the playdo exploded and a man who had married a water heater came into the forest and wanted to know what had happened to the purple candy that was forever lost in the falador bank in world of barstaff and then the million dollar cookies came down and hugged the orange laffy taffy.

Dr. G says (10:01 PM):
*grabs athlon's balls*
Athlon says (10:01 PM):
hey, you are NOT a doktor

Athlon XP
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Apr 23, 2008, 1:17 PM

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Number three of PARTS

"Are you going to let him get away with that," attempted Skully, drawing final breaths as if out of a vacuum, hands groping for the G that he had forgiven even in his final throes, "or...are you going--"

Taz finished him with a thrust of his foot. Behold, he had feet, actual toes, only they were lined with the strongest soporific. And anthrax.

"this needs to end," he said softly, "heaven forbid he find out that my quotes file does exist, has been UNIX-to-DOS'd more times than i can count in my attempts to preserve it, and sits prominent on the HP's desktop."

"You put it on the HP's desktop?" quipped Wakka as he ventured close.

"Yeah I--oh what the hell," and Taz's face mutated into the most evil of scowls. He put Wakka down with two punches, accentuated by his knife-nails that bit flesh like a hot knife through microwaved margarine, splattered gore, and filled the ground with visceral imagery. Wakka slumped, mouth bubbling with his own innermeats.

"Are you going to do that to everybody?" It was Nightshiver this time.

"Let me think," said G, sarcasm surfacing on his lips. "At some point, yeah, but now that you've put yourself forward I have to thank you for reminding me to take you out. Here's your reward." A knife fell through Owen's skull and split it from end to end; the right half of his head hit the ground before the rest of him.

"THERE IS BLOOD," he again proclaimed, "AND SOON THESE BODIES WILL STINK, WE MUST BURN THEM" but drfunk came shuffling up.

"The gods will be angry with us for such wanton disposal!" he wailed, throwing hands to the sky.

"SILENCE," Taz bellowed, "for God ought to understand that we will die of disease if these bodies are not burned. I want to kill them all fair and square, like, with blades and shit. Heaven forbid that nature ruin my fun. God'll understand. And if he doesn't, then he isn't God and you should probably shut up. Sinner."

He strutted away with exultation in his steps. The campaign had begun.

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Athlon XP
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Apr 23, 2008, 1:28 PM

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part four lulz

Kat put her head in her hands.

"White fucking deers," she whispered. "White fucking DEERS."

Lashing out, the desk's contests spattered all over the floor, decorating it with colors. Chair thrown back, she paced the room, stopping only to accentuate her anger with a punch to the wall.

"Albinos! Albinos! White fucking DEERS!"

The door budged slightly; Kat stopped, poised on the edge of a cliff. What lay beyond? Her senses kicked in, and, as if by instinct, she reached for the chair again and sat down in it, neatly, expectantly.

The door came open just a crack, just sufficiently to admit the furry entity, then squeaked shut again.

Mango looked confusedly amid the mess, sat upon one of the choicest pieces of paper, and began to preen herself. Her black-capped head was glistening; had she tried to drink from the kitchen faucet again? Damn that Taz. He'd kill her with his neglect.

The cat then noticed Kat's available lap, approached cautiously, then leapt onboard. As Kat stroked the kitty and the motorboat purring started in, a riot raged on outside the window.

"Back!" howled Routh, and his afro was ablaze with the close proximity of death. He had been dogged all the way across town, his body was marred with the jabs and lacerations of pitchforks, and he knew he would die the same way he was born - naked and screaming. Taz had set off the hunt.

A Skullivan Ghola lunged forward, hungry for blood. Routh caught him in the jaw with a fist, then twisted the body around, snapped his neck just as clean as anything, then let it slump as he relieved it of its shotgun.

Routh grimaced. One elite Anglo. Impossible odds.

Bring it on.

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"What the hell?" It was Moonshadow, from amongst the crowd.

Routh peered up. His afro was actually ablaze.

"Balls--"

His entire body was engulfed. Cognizant that they were about to lose their prey, the mob leapt, stabbing and groping and trying to get as much of Routh's final pains on them as they could, but they misunderstood his final word. His balls, too, were ablaze. Athlon stood atop the ruins, watching with sadness as those flaming balls exploded as the last among all his body parts, taking most of the mob with them in a fiery, spermy explosion.

"What a way to go." He turned away.

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Rath Requiem
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Apr 23, 2008, 10:11 PM

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Can you put a curb stomp somewhere in there? I don't know why, but curb stomp makes me LOL.

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Sneep
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Apr 24, 2008, 2:28 AM

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I'm pretty sure you just died in a fiery spermy explosion.

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I'm pretty sure you just died in a fiery spermy explosion.

or did he

"You underestimate my power!" came a desperate yelp. Athlon looked down, raising an eyebrow. There, at the edge of the growing sea of flame, lay a limbless monstrosity, surviving by willpower alone.

"You were the Chosen One!" cried Athlon with despair and pity. "It was said you would destroy XBC, not join them!" Moonshadow's face was aglow with hatred. "It was you who would bring balance to FGF, not leave it in Darkness."

"I HAVE C--"

Rath's glorious final speech was abruptly interrupted by a swift curb stomp. Athlon looked on, strangely amused, as Moonshadow's body ignited. "yeah, no" he muttered.

"My lord, the construction is finished. He lives."

Crome looked up. "Good. Good... Lord Rath, can you hear me?"

Darth Rath arose. "Yes, my master."

Athlon XP
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taz quit messing with my canon

PART FIVE

Athlon squinted through the billowing white smoke, spouting, no doubt, from the lethal chemical sperm that Routh surely had injected himself with. Torn and severed limbs lay everywhere, torched and roasting as if each on their own spits. Even the dirt was burning.

"Cock - a - mee - mee - balls!"

A second squint, to locate the anguished cry. Moonshadow, now a limbless monstrocity, breathing in the toxic fumes and exhaling fumes even more toxic, cried out with his ravished lungs: "It's that disease you have when you masturbate uncontrollably in public places! I made it up to cover for the fact that I ran over a turtle on the expressway and killed an old lady--"

He was cut off, savaged by coughs. His chest was already bloating from post-mortem gases, yet something kept him alive.

"Athlon! Will you--" his eyes were charred and blackened, he could only assume that the moderator still looked down at the carnage. "Will you--re-gholify us all?"

"There is holy and there is gholy," came another voice. "Only those not replicated in the Axlotl Tanks of the Damned will reach true Nirvana."

"More pains will be visited upon you," Athlon said to the wind, "for there are Routh Gholas and there are Athrin Gholas and they release themselves at their own will, sensing exactly when the entity preceding them meets his end."

"So what does that mean?"

Athlon whirled around and clipped the owner of the voice - veiled and unknown - in the side of the face. He collapsed. "Fool! The time is not yet. Now help me get out my mom's powerblaster from the garage. I wanna spray away the nastiness so Jenny doesn't have to smell it when she's stretched out on my bedroom floor tonight."

"Oh lord 'thlon, your wisdom is eternal," muttered the cloaked man, and he staggered to his feet. Together they disappeared down the stairs.

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Apr 24, 2008, 8:28 AM

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Hey, why'd you take out my story/collected and modified song lyrics?
Fine, I'll make a REAL story. *Goes to Mac equivalent of Notepad*

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laffin @ textpad

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textedit

TIME FOR SEX

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Apr 24, 2008, 11:16 AM

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I am funk

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Yeah. You are. Jammer just fixed the bug just now.

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PART SIX OF INFINITY

The door clapped shut, and responding to that clap with one of his own, Athlon doffed his robe, letting it cascade to the ground. "You nearly ruined everything!"

"Worry not," said the cloaked man, "for you must stop the gholas before--"

"Before what? They're not awakening."

"Is that so?"

Athlon jerked forward, suspicious. "Why are you so smug? What have you done behind my back?"

"It had to be done!" The cloaked man's voice was deteriorating to a whine. "The green pony would not let him!"

"Gasp! What horrors?"

A shattering cacophony sounded from the stairs behind. The curtains bulged, ripped under the weight of their sudden guest, and a gore-sodden figure toppled to the ground at their feet.

Athlon winced. "Is that Wakka? I doubt Anthrax would kill right away."

"You must come quickly," choked Wakka, "for Taz makes plots and you are not included in them! Would you let this go past you?"

"How are these accusations founded?" Yet Athlon was visibly on his toes.

"He stands knee-deep in the cesspits, the essence of Jammer before him! He--he plots against the future name of Routh--you are to have no part, in fact--I have reason to believe--"

"...that you ought not to go on living." Athlon's voice was filled with benevolent pity. He turned to his cloaked assistant. "Silence his lungs forever."

The latter hesitated for a split second too long.

Athlon whirled. "Who are you working with!"

Kat saw the knife work FREE from its sheath, and bent left, avoiding the handle by mere inches, which would have knocked her out. Swiveling, she hopped to the wall for extra dodging space and used it as leverage, leaping clear of the slumped Wakka and grasping desperately at the stairway handrail--

Athlon seized her forearm, yanked her backwards, and took her around the neck. He jerked the hood backwards.

"No!"

The cascade of dark hair blinded him. Kat broke FREE, swinging her briefcase filled with mace.

"Taste gender-specific defense!"

Poof! The room was filled with smoke. Kat groped for the stairs and ran for her life. Behind, in the growing haze, there were no sounds. Wakka ceased his strugglings for life.

But Athlon was amplifying his.

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part seven oh god numberest of SEVENS

Heix stopped running when he reached the ruin gates. Beamer was standing there, looking expectant. Catching his breath, the former looked around, then straightened and delivered his verdict:

"Kat's ass is indeed a ba-donk-a-donk."

"We were fooled!" Beamer whirled 'round and sank his fist into a tree trunk that happened to be there. "This shatters all of our theories."

"But there's more."

"Say is isn't so, Heix." Beamer's eyes filled with tears. "It is already too much. My thesis is based around this, man. Are you trying to ruin me?"

"Listen." Heix was absolutely serious. "It's about the rack."

Beamer, too, gave a cautious look around. The valley was deserted due to Routh's previous death, which was to be a spectacle for days to come. They both nodded to each other, and Heix began.

"Well, she seemed really hung up on them. And I just wanted to go up to her and say honey, don't be. You don't need to be. From those webcam profile shots I saw about a year ago, your boobs are actually nice. That's what I wanted to say anyway. I mean think about it. She doesn't have a large frame. She's real short. The average in the US is about 5'8 for women anyways."

"You're beginning to bore me. More boobs."

"Right-o. Welp, what her boobs DO have is projection. What she fails to see in herself is that they're full, not saggy. What's important is not quite the boob size as it is the fullness--"

"There is a picture in my mind. That will suffice."

They both straightened, the forbidden speech performed. In the air was an aura of completion.

Which was promptly shattered by Athlon bursting through the wall behind.

His eyes were filled with hell. Seizing a table, he lifted it in one effort and flung it at Heix - it caught him upside the head and sent him sprawling. Athlon then leapt upon another table and bent down, looking Beamer straight in the eye.

"Pinch history -- feel the pinch blistering--"

He produced a full wine bottle from beneath his robe and chugged it. Gasping, his mouth dribbled with liquor.

"Pinch me in dreams 'cause I'm still not listening--"

He leapt down, chugging more and letting the excess slop onto the floorboards.

"X marks the spot on your calendar days -- a beard half-eaten, smiled, crawling with legs--"

He kicked a wall, shaking loose mounds of dust.

"Temper tempered temperature--"

He seemed to notice Beamer for the first time. Bounding forward, he seized the terrified boy by the collar and hoisted him up.

"TEMPER TEMPERED TEMPERATURE--"

Beamer felt death's swift stab between his shoulderblades, but no blood. It was odd. Life ebbed from him, but at the same time something else seemed to be growing back in -- his mind radiated realization -- oh no --

He sprouted an afro.

Lips trembling, he answered: "Manuscript replica--"

Athlon - he threw his head back and screamed, "You cut it, yes, YES, you cut it c-c-cut it!" He dropped Beamer.

"Manuscript rrreplicaaa"

"Y-wh-sh-c-c-c-c-CUT IT"

"M-m-m manuscript replicaaaahh"

"You cut it, you've got it, yeah!"

They looked at each other, Ath and Routh, and all was communicated between them. They looked at each other, and out at the world, and Athlon knew at that point that it didn't matter who he sided with; there was justice to be delivered.

"Mmmmmanuscript rrrrrrrrrreplica"

"Yes, yes, yes, you cut it yeah!"

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You're unusual.

So am I dead now?

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Am I suposed to be this confused?

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Nah, you're still alive. I watched a dude get clipped in the head by the wing of a landing plane and he lived. Ain't no table gonna hurt you.

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i am a def con of EIGHT gory goats

"Initiation time," murmered 'thlon to the transfigured Routh Ghola. "Get on down there and scout out the G."

Yawning before them was the entrance to the ratcave. The stalagtites dripped. At some distance inside, Tazim lay flat, caressing a smooth iron barrel. Shining in the dim light were the engraved letters: M72.

"Twenty nine to twenty nine oh no you don't sir silver opulent 'voculous--" he tightened his grip and glared down the sight. As of yet only the elongated shadows of his target...targets? were visible.

"all that i need TASTE RICOCHET YOU ROUTH-LOVING BOOZE HOUND!" Letting loose a howl reminiscient of Robert Plant, he fired.

Athlon siezed the no-Routh by the collar and hurled him behind a nearby rock. The rocket sailed up past them and further up in the direction of the cave's vaulted ceiling. "Defenseless!" he hissed. "Take the SOCOM and go verily!"

"R-r-r-replicaaaa"

"GO!"

The no-Routh slipped off into the depths. Athlon's belt came off in one swift motion, clanking heavily to the ground. Four grenades attached. He then produced a plastic strip that fitted across all of the pins in the row, then, in another swift motion, he removed them all at once. Then he flung the belt in Beamer-Routh's general direction.

"What is my purpose, great sir...?" It was Heix.

"We exterminate Tazim. There is but one kill yet to go. I wish to defeat him first on the basis that if we go after Kat, his senses will tingle and he will, as Kat once put it to me, 'freak.' According to her, it's not fun to see or hear."

"Is he not freaking now?" Heix's face lit up as the shockwave of four 'nades at once shook the cave.

"Let's run."

* * *

"Hey, hey, mama," hummed Beamer-Routh, "What's the maaaaaaatter heeere...."

He strode along confidently. Tazim was nowhere to be found, but eyes watched.

"You didn't have to leave me a total disgrace--"

He looked around.

"You didn't have to leave me with that beer on my face--"

Somewhere, a knife was twirled deftly in a pale hand.

"Hatcha!" The Beamer-Routh whirled, Makarov in hand, and began firing all over the place. The noise was unbearable in the confined space. "A whack-boom and an exodus from the plumbed mystic homes!"

Tazim strode out -- in front of the former-Beamer.

"Cat?" He raised an eyebrow, and it was bristling with death. He lunged forward - Beamer was powerless - he was hurled several feet through the air. Tazim straightened. "I'm a kitty cat."

The knife came out, the reflection of the terrified Beamer glimmering in it. "And I dance-dance-dance and I dance-dance-dance."

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Meow.

Dr. G says (10:01 PM):
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hey, you are NOT a doktor

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Wait how did I get merged with beemr

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