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Chupacabra
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Jan 13, 2006, 12:15 PM

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I've decided to commit suicide, for these reasons:

1) My girlfriend broke up with me because she was probably some kind of SLUT anyway.
2) Report Cards today - I failed, but I can still do better next year.
3) I get picked on for being the same color as more than 80% of the US.
4) My step dad drives me crazy, and I need to talk to my mom about it.
5) I think that nobody understands me because I'm not explaining myself to them or contacting a psychologist or other responsible adult for help.
6) I'm gonna be the next guy to commit suicide over losing something in a game that I wasted money on.
7) I'm dwelling on the fact that my best friend died, and I need to talk to someone about it and get on with my life.
8) I don't think God is with me right now, even though he always is if you believe he is.


Now, Pwnt, the point of this post is to prove how wrong you are for running away from your problems in a situation when you feel depressed - We all feel depressed at one point or another. Think about it: If every man emulated you at their midlife crisis, there wouldn't be anyone one left.

Taking your own life is not the solution to your problems. There is always another alternative to depression - whether it be medication, talking to a psychologist, or just sitting alone, by yourself, contemplating what you should do with your life. My recommendation is to take up a sport, or some other activity to take your mind off of the bad things in your life.

Of course, I cannot control your actions, but comitting suicide is not only cowardly, but it is greedy. Think about how your family would react. Your parents would be tortured till the day they died, they would have to deal with tons of paperwork and legal issues, the rest of your family would be completely heartbroken, younger cousins who looked up to you would be completely crushed, and your brother would be tortured by your parents, because they would keep him practically locked in a metal box.

Before you go and do something as stupid as what you're planning, just think: what if.

What if...



Kingsfan1300
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Jan 13, 2006, 12:18 PM

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Yeah, the family thing is the most important. Suicide doesn't just affect you, it affects everyone that loves you. So killing yourself gives other people the same reason, it gets your brother in major trouble the fact that his gun killed you, and your parents would never live life happily again.


Asgard Elite
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Jan 13, 2006, 12:23 PM

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I've decided to commit suicide, for these reasons:

1) My girlfriend broke up with me because she was probably some kind of SLUT anyway.
2) Report Cards today - I failed, but I can still do better next year.
3) I get picked on for being the same color as more than 80% of the US.
4) My step dad drives me crazy, and I need to talk to my mom about it.
5) I think that nobody understands me because I'm not explaining myself to them or contacting a psychologist or other responsible adult for help.
6) I'm gonna be the next guy to commit suicide over losing something in a game that I wasted money on.
7) I'm dwelling on the fact that my best friend died, and I need to talk to someone about it and get on with my life.
8) I don't think God is with me right now, even though he always is if you believe he is.


Now, Pwnt, the point of this post is to prove how wrong you are for running away from your problems in a situation when you feel depressed - We all feel depressed at one point or another. Think about it: If every man emulated you at their midlife crisis, there wouldn't be anyone one left.

Taking your own life is not the solution to your problems. There is always another alternative to depression - whether it be medication, talking to a psychologist, or just sitting alone, by yourself, contemplating what you should do with your life. My recommendation is to take up a sport, or some other activity to take your mind off of the bad things in your life.

Of course, I cannot control your actions, but comitting suicide is not only cowardly, but it is greedy. Think about how your family would react. Your parents would be tortured till the day they died, they would have to deal with tons of paperwork and legal issues, the rest of your family would be completely heartbroken, younger cousins who looked up to you would be completely crushed, and your brother would be tortured by your parents, because they would keep him practically locked in a metal box.

Before you go and do something as stupid as what you're planning, just think: what if.

What if...



I agree with everything you said. Dont do it you never know maybe some supreamly hot babe wil ask you out tomorrowWink


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(This post was edited by Asgard Elite on Jan 13, 2006, 12:28 PM)


Cruel__Machine
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Jan 13, 2006, 12:24 PM

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ROFL.

I'd encourage you if it didn't affect others.
You'd be selfish to do it.


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(This post was edited by Cruel__Machine on Jan 13, 2006, 12:24 PM)


Chupacabra
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Jan 13, 2006, 12:46 PM

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ROFL.

I'd encourage you if it didn't affect others.
You'd be selfish to do it.

That's just... Really nice of you. Yeah. Sure.


Cruel__Machine
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Jan 13, 2006, 1:14 PM

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ROFL.

I'd encourage you if it didn't affect others.
You'd be selfish to do it.

That's just... Really nice of you. Yeah. Sure.

Welp...
The last thing we need in the world is people complaining.
I don't see him starving to death in the middle of a desert of being tortured by foreigners. So I'd say his life is pretty good.


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Athlon XP
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Jan 13, 2006, 2:08 PM

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I'm going to laugh my ass off if this whole thing was a joke.

And why did you make a second thread, Athrin?

Yes, you will always be Athrin.


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Death631
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Jan 13, 2006, 2:10 PM

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MORE LIKE EVIL LIER?
Umm me forgive ya.Tongue athrin or um whatever your real name is.

Isnt What if a slogan for some company?




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(This post was edited by death631 on Jan 13, 2006, 2:10 PM)


Xbot
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Jan 13, 2006, 2:12 PM

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I tried suicide a few times. Once by suffocation and once by stabbing (the stabbing I never got to though - I picked up the knife and got really close, but, never could do it).


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Chupacabra
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Jan 13, 2006, 2:31 PM

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MORE LIKE EVIL LIER?
Umm me forgive ya.Tongue athrin or um whatever your real name is.

Isnt What if a slogan for some company?

You people have NO MENTAL CAPACITY WHATSOEVER.


mcd1080
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Jan 13, 2006, 2:34 PM

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Before you go and do something as stupid as what you're planning, just think: what if.

What if...



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Athlon XP
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Jan 13, 2006, 2:36 PM

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I tried suicide a few times. Once by suffocation and once by stabbing (the stabbing I never got to though - I picked up the knife and got really close, but, never could do it).


I thought you said that if you were going to commit suicide, you'd shoot up your school first.


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Arkanor
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Jan 13, 2006, 2:39 PM

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I tried suicide a few times. Once by suffocation and once by stabbing (the stabbing I never got to though - I picked up the knife and got really close, but, never could do it).



The amusing thing is that you can't strangle yourself with your hands. You pass out, your grip relaxes, and you start breathing. Ditto suffocation, unless you put a fatty weight on your back/head to hold your face down (and it's kind of hard to do that, because if you can lift it onto you, you can shake it off when you start panicking). Stabbing - only emos go that way. Hanging - no fun at ALL. If you are hugely fat and jump off a high ledge, your head pops off. And if you're skinny, then your neck doesn't break and you end up suffocating to death.

Best way to go? Carbon monoxide poisioning. Start your car, run a garden hose from your tailpipe through the window, roll up all the windows. Then grab a book.


king_zepplin
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Jan 13, 2006, 3:06 PM

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I am thinking, Maddox


Tsmith
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Jan 13, 2006, 4:46 PM

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LIFES NOT FAIR YOU DUMB [Expletive Deleted] EVERYBODY HAS [Expletive Deleted] THEY HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT SO WHY DONT YOU STOP BEING SUCH A LITTLE [Expletive Deleted] AND GO [Expletive Deleted]ING STUDY


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killer45116
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Jan 13, 2006, 6:20 PM

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LIFES NOT FAIR YOU DUMB [Expletive Deleted] EVERYBODY HAS [Expletive Deleted] THEY HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT SO WHY DONT YOU STOP BEING SUCH A LITTLE [Expletive Deleted] AND GO [Expletive Deleted]ING STUDY



*pulls out mirror, causing insults to bounce back and hit ShinySheep* Ha!


It's Lachie [Expletive Deleted]


Nova Browser
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Jan 13, 2006, 11:09 PM

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LIFES NOT FAIR YOU DUMB [Expletive Deleted] EVERYBODY HAS [Expletive Deleted] THEY HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT SO WHY DONT YOU STOP BEING SUCH A LITTLE [Expletive Deleted] AND GO [Expletive Deleted]ING STUDY


Shush.


Athlon XP
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Jan 14, 2006, 12:15 AM

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LIFES NOT FAIR YOU DUMB [Expletive Deleted] EVERYBODY HAS [Expletive Deleted] THEY HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT SO WHY DONT YOU STOP BEING SUCH A LITTLE [Expletive Deleted] AND GO [Expletive Deleted]ING STUDY


*bashes with nightstick*

Out of character, mister! Not on my board.

*drags away*


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Shinysheep
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Jan 14, 2006, 9:21 AM

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LIFES NOT FAIR YOU DUMB [Expletive Deleted] EVERYBODY HAS [Expletive Deleted] THEY HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT SO WHY DONT YOU STOP BEING SUCH A LITTLE [Expletive Deleted] AND GO [Expletive Deleted]ING STUDY



*pulls out mirror, causing insults to bounce back and hit ShinySheep* Ha!



*goes and '[Expletive Deleted]ing' studies*

Hey, the insult said to.


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