I've decided to commit suicide, for these reasons:
1) My girlfriend broke up with me because she was probably some kind of SLUT anyway.
2) Report Cards today - I failed, but I can still do better next year.
3) I get picked on for being the same color as more than 80% of the US.
4) My step dad drives me crazy, and I need to talk to my mom about it.
5) I think that nobody understands me because I'm not explaining myself to them or contacting a psychologist or other responsible adult for help.
6) I'm gonna be the next guy to commit suicide over losing something in a
game that I wasted money on.
7) I'm dwelling on the fact that my best friend died, and I need to talk to someone about it and get on with my life.
8) I don't think God is with me right now, even though he always is if you believe he is.
Now, Pwnt, the point of this post is to prove how wrong you are for running away from your problems in a situation when you feel depressed - We all feel depressed at one point or another. Think about it: If every man emulated you at their midlife crisis, there wouldn't be anyone one left.
Taking your own life is not the solution to your problems. There is always another alternative to depression - whether it be medication, talking to a psychologist, or just sitting alone, by yourself, contemplating what you should do with your life. My recommendation is to take up a sport, or some other activity to take your mind off of the bad things in your life.
Of course, I cannot control your actions, but comitting suicide is not only cowardly, but it is greedy. Think about how your family would react. Your parents would be tortured till the day they died, they would have to deal with tons of paperwork and legal issues, the rest of your family would be completely heartbroken, younger cousins who looked up to you would be completely crushed, and your brother would be tortured by your parents, because they would keep him practically locked in a metal box.
Before you go and do something as stupid as what you're planning, just think:
what if.
What if...