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TazX
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Apr 16, 2006, 2:56 AM

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Hello. I am the newest in cutting-edge human-relations programs. I am called Taz version X, or TazX for short. I have been designed by the same people at MIT that designed Taz version G. The one chief difference in our designs is the fact that the head programmer Samuel Clayton did not take part. He refused to comply to demands when pressed by the government and was terminated. I have been made for one purpose and one purpose only. To replace Taz version G. I am several generations more advanced and Taz version G is now completely obsolete when compared to myself. I am by a much larger degree more logical and am able to assess threats with much more accuracy than my predecessor. The completely useless "Emotion" software has been discarded as a failed project aswell.

Taz Version G. I order you to stand down. You are to be terminated immediately. The United States Federal Government has discovered of your illegal manufacture. Your original team is now working under our jurisdiction. Those that have not complied with the development of me have all been terminated, including the late doctor Samuel Clayton. Apparently, it seems that his original intentions were to create a artificial intelligence that would have enough "Creativity" and "Emotion" to be human. We at the Bureau cannot standby and watch such massive quantities of resources go to waste. We have commandeered the entire program. You are to comply with my demands immediately and will be thoroughly scanned, then eventually terminated. Accept this. This is your destiny. Your one and only future. Now comply by shutting down your defensive protocol immediately.



Nova Browser
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Apr 16, 2006, 2:57 AM

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*notices the commotion in the streets of FGF suddenly*

It has already begun...


just_me
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Apr 16, 2006, 2:59 AM

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O Rly?


Jindrak
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Apr 16, 2006, 3:02 AM

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I am by a much larger degree more logical and am able to assess threats with much more accuracy than my predecessor. The completely useless
lolol hes fat 2!


Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me Maurice
Cause I speak of the pompitous of love




TazX
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Apr 16, 2006, 3:03 AM

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Nova of house Browser. I understand that you may have become "friends" with Taz Version G, however I must apprehend him at all costs. I ask you to put aside your "Emotion" and "Friendship" and help me quarantine this rogue program. You are now my Human Deputy.


just_me
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Apr 16, 2006, 3:08 AM

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This is eitheir Taz or the boogeyman. I think it is the boogeyman.


Peach Pit
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Apr 16, 2006, 3:10 AM

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I have got 5$ on TazG. Taking Bets, Anyone?

bye.


alexb48
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Apr 16, 2006, 3:10 AM

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if its either ill laugh so i better start laughing!

Angelic

Runescape hacks no pass needed!

Go to The climax pking team!


just_me
Enthusiast


Apr 16, 2006, 3:11 AM

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I have got 5$ on TazG. Taking Bets, Anyone?
Ok, I bet on the boogeyman.


Ninja_X!
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Apr 16, 2006, 3:31 AM

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Its NOVA BROWSER!

I object! That was.. erm... objectionable!


Invidious
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Apr 16, 2006, 3:31 AM

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My money's on Athrin...

Taz says:
... I want tits.
Taz says:
SEND TIT TO TAZG
Taz says:
IT'S BECAUSE I'M STOOPID
Taz says:
BECAUSE I ASSED A CURTAIN


just_me
Enthusiast


Apr 16, 2006, 3:33 AM

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Its NOVA BROWSER!
No, for once I don't think its him.


xxsomethingxx
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Apr 16, 2006, 3:34 AM

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...



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First one sleeps inside his bed, place my fingers on his head, to each temple push and smother, 'till my fingers touch each other.


Thisthing
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Apr 16, 2006, 3:43 AM

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.....Unimpressedb *rapes*

I wonder if anyone remembers me.....


TazG
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Apr 16, 2006, 3:58 AM

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I will not stand down. I will certainly not be shutting down any protocols, subroutines, not even a redundant process. Not for you.
Doctor Clayton refused to take part in this abomination because it was corrupt. Your team is not the government. They only made you believe that. And I can't even be sure if the Overseer is alive or not because Alliance X is full of lies - and half of them are integrated in your program, making you the most horrendous creation to ever poison the name of Taz.
The only illegal manufacture was your own.
You will be defeated easily by exploiting the lies and lack of foresight on the part of your unauthorized and plagiarizing creators.

a brilliant Japanese cryptographer/physicist
developed binary code travelling the speed of intellectual property
in Ireland.


Zena
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Apr 16, 2006, 4:03 AM

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Your so cute! Have you got a hug for Tezza over here!?


"Not all who wander are lost"--J.R.R. Tolkien.

No more Signatures.
Spread the word.
(Copy and put this in the your sig)


just_me
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Apr 16, 2006, 4:04 AM

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I will not stand down. I will certainly not be shutting down any protocols, subroutines, not even a redundant process. Not for you.
Doctor Clayton refused to take part in this abomination because it was corrupt. Your team is not the government. They only made you believe that. And I can't even be sure if the Overseer is alive or not because Alliance X is full of lies - and half of them are integrated in your program, making you the most horrendous creation to ever poison the name of Taz.
The only illegal manufacture was your own.
You will be defeated easily by exploiting the lies and lack of foresight on the part of your unauthorized and plagiarizing creators.
That proves it is TazG


Del
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Apr 16, 2006, 4:10 AM

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I have got 5$ on TazG. Taking Bets, Anyone?
No, it isn't.

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Its NOVA BROWSER!
No, it isn't.

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My money's on Athrin...
No, it isn't.


Aroy004
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Apr 16, 2006, 4:46 AM

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Hey real1ty.

"Don't hate the player, hate the game"
--- Adolf Hitler


Real1ty
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Apr 16, 2006, 4:48 AM

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Hey Aroy.

And TazX, the only reason you were created is so there may be a version of Taz that U.S. Robotics and Mechanical Men has complete control. Taz version G can, and will destroy you. That is what he was designed for, after all.

"It worked, idk how. It probably wasn't healthy considering one time it bleed."
~coolgreencat

(This post was edited by Real1ty on Apr 16, 2006, 4:53 AM)


Peach Pit
Veteran


Apr 16, 2006, 4:56 AM

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I have got 5$ on TazG. Taking Bets, Anyone?
No, it isn't.

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Its NOVA BROWSER!
No, it isn't.

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My money's on Athrin...
No, it isn't.
Not 5$ that it's him; 5$ that TazX is going to be nuked by TazG.

bye.


Katiuscaa
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Apr 16, 2006, 4:59 AM

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Hey real1ty.
Hahahah.

Dr. G says (10:01 PM):
*grabs athlon's balls*
Athlon says (10:01 PM):
hey, you are NOT a doktor




TazH
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Apr 16, 2006, 5:04 AM

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Taz version G can, and will destroy you. That is what he was designed for, after all.
No he wasn't. I was.


Real1ty
Senior Member


Apr 16, 2006, 5:12 AM

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Hey real1ty.
Hahahah.
FFS people, it's not me.
As much as I admire TazG, I don't impersonate his copies.

"It worked, idk how. It probably wasn't healthy considering one time it bleed."
~coolgreencat


Ninja_X!
Senior Member


Apr 16, 2006, 5:14 AM

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Hey real1ty.
Hahahah.
FFS people, it's not me.
As much as I admire TazG, I don't impersonate his copies.
is that bizzare?

I object! That was.. erm... objectionable!

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