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Taz is assimilating FGF.

 

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Memino
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Apr 29, 2006, 8:45 AM

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Taz is assimilating FGF. Can't Post

Resistance is futile, The Borg will conquer the internet.

Memino The Owl says:

Now what's your point?


Locutaz of Borg says:


My point...


Locutaz of Borg says:


my purpose...


Locutaz of Borg says:


is to bring cultures closer to perfection through assimilation and communication with the hive mind.


Locutaz of Borg says:


You are a lesser being who is intimidated at the thought.


Locutaz of Borg says:


But soon you will understand.


Locutaz of Borg says:


Soon, you will be one of us.


Memino The Owl says:


Ok


Memino The Owl says:


So what's wrong with me now?


Memino The Owl says:


What do I need to improve?


Locutaz of Borg says:


Because you are an individual.


Locutaz of Borg says:


Your perception is so limited.


Locutaz of Borg says:


You think in such three-dimensional terms.


Locutaz of Borg says:


You cannot begin to understand perfection.


Locutaz of Borg says:


But you will adapt/


Locutaz of Borg says:


*.


Locutaz of Borg says:


Your technological and biological distinctiveness will be added to our own.


Memino The Owl says:


I'm hopeful


Locutaz of Borg says:


You will soon have much more than hope;


Locutaz of Borg says:


.*


Locutaz of Borg says:


I wouldn't be making those typos if my assimilation were complete.


Memino The Owl says:


Ok so exactly what do I need to change in order to be complete?


Locutaz of Borg says:


Offer yourself to us.


Memino The Owl says:


Who is "us"


Locutaz of Borg says:


We are the Borg.


Locutaz of Borg says:


You will be assimilated.


Locutaz of Borg says:


Resistance is futile.


Memino The Owl says:


Ok, I will not resist


Locutaz of Borg says:


Mm.


Locutaz of Borg says:


You will make an excellent drone.


Locutaz of Borg says:


Hmm.


Locutaz of Borg says:


Owls.


Locutaz of Borg says:


Species 6348.


Memino The Owl says:


So who is exactly in this Borg?


Memino The Owl says:


All FGF users?


Locutaz of Borg says:


We have limited experience with your species.


Locutaz of Borg says:


FGF?


Memino The Owl says:


Free Games forum?


Locutaz of Borg says:


The group you call "FGF" is weak, pathetic, and juvenile compared to the infinitely superior organizational complexities of the Borg collective.


Memino The Owl says:


Do the members have names?


Locutaz of Borg says:


They will receive Borg designations once they have been assimilated.


Memino The Owl says:


Can you give me the names of your current team?


Locutaz of Borg says:


"Team?"


Memino The Owl says:


Borg members?


Memino The Owl says:


Clan?


Memino The Owl says:


Fishes?


Locutaz of Borg says:


Ugh, such primitive concepts.


Locutaz of Borg says:


I am 13 of 37.


Memino The Owl says:


Lol...


Memino The Owl says:


Names of the 37 then?


Locutaz of Borg says:


They are unimportant.


Memino The Owl says:


Ok, so what is important, what exactly do you want me to do?


Locutaz of Borg says:


Surrender.


Memino The Owl says:


Memino The Owl says:


What's going to happen to me...*steps back*


Locutaz of Borg says:


Your culture will adapt.


Locutaz of Borg says:


To service us.


Memino The Owl says:


Ok, then I must do what I must, I can't resist...


Locutaz of Borg says:


You learn quickly, little owl.


Memino The Owl says:


Thankyou.


Memino The Owl says:


What shall I refer to you as?


Locutaz of Borg says:


I do not require your thanks.


Locutaz of Borg says:


I am Locutaz of Borg.


Memino The Owl says:


Ok, in future what will you refer to me as?


Locutaz of Borg says:


Of Unimatrix Four, Subjunction Twelve.


Locutaz of Borg says:


You shall be designated Maymunus of Borg.


Memino The Owl says:


Fabulous.


Memino The Owl says:


Shall I change my name now...


Locutaz of Borg says:


It will be changed for you.


Maymunus of Borg says:


Locutaz of Borg says:


Excellent. The process has already begun.


Maymunus of Borg says:


What's happening to me?


Locutaz of Borg says:


You don't need to understand.


Maymunus of Borg says:


Ok Locutaz.


Maymunus of Borg says:


What is the next step?


Locutaz of Borg says:


I am not required to explain such trivial details to your inexperienced mind.


Locutaz of Borg says:


Soon, you will be in communication with the collective.


Locutaz of Borg says:


You will understand everything you need to know.


Locutaz of Borg says:


You will become part of our consciousness, our awareness, our knowledge.


Maymunus of Borg says:


I have a feeling my display picture doesn't measure up to the Borg.


Locutaz of Borg says:


A minor inconsistency.


Maymunus of Borg says:


Can it be mended?


Locutaz of Borg says:


In due time.


Maymunus of Borg says:


Ok, now I shall wait.


Transfer of "maymunus.PNG" is complete.


Locutaz of Borg says:


There.


Maymunus of Borg says:


Ok.


Locutaz of Borg says:


I shall now cease communication with you as an individual.



____

I send positive pms to myself to make me feel good.



blinky14
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Apr 29, 2006, 9:10 AM

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He is so freaky..


-Pwnt-
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Apr 29, 2006, 9:23 AM

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Taz should be a screenplay writer.


Eat lightning, shit thunder.


Peach Pit
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Apr 29, 2006, 9:53 AM

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Taz should be a screenplay writer.

Taz should get a hobby.


bye.


Shinysheep
Senior Member


Apr 29, 2006, 9:55 AM

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*tinny robotic voice*
Exterminate

Exterminate

We are the Daleks.

Exterminate

Exterminate



(note: the Daleks are from Dr. Who.)


Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis ad capul tuum saxum immane mittam.


Invidious
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Apr 29, 2006, 9:57 AM

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I'm already a cyborg Tongue


Taz says:
... I want tits.
Taz says:
SEND TIT TO TAZG
Taz says:
IT'S BECAUSE I'M STOOPID
Taz says:
BECAUSE I ASSED A CURTAIN


Shinysheep
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Apr 29, 2006, 10:05 AM

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I'm already a cyborg Tongue





Exterminate.. exterminate


Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis ad capul tuum saxum immane mittam.


Invidious
Senior Member


Apr 29, 2006, 10:06 AM

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Oh shutup

*General Grevious flips shinysheep off*


Taz says:
... I want tits.
Taz says:
SEND TIT TO TAZG
Taz says:
IT'S BECAUSE I'M STOOPID
Taz says:
BECAUSE I ASSED A CURTAIN


Shinysheep
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Apr 29, 2006, 10:10 AM

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Oh shutup

*General Grevious flips shinysheep off*





Extermi...*flops over*


Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis ad capul tuum saxum immane mittam.


Ninja_X!
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Apr 29, 2006, 10:47 AM

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i'm an Exlentan

this physical form is only for normal communication with the physical realm


I object! That was.. erm... objectionable!


Athlon XP
Veteran / Moderator


Apr 29, 2006, 11:07 AM

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Taz experienced sexuality with the Borg Queen, and that's why he's acting like that. It's just a phase, you guys.


Lord I was born a shamblin' man
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Peach Pit
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Apr 29, 2006, 11:11 AM

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You mean she actaully touched his external hardrive?


bye.


Athlon XP
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Apr 29, 2006, 11:22 AM

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See for YOURSELF




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Ninja_X!
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Apr 29, 2006, 11:32 AM

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OH MY GOD!
TAZ AND ATHLON MAKING OUT!

nah j/k


I object! That was.. erm... objectionable!


Athlon XP
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Apr 29, 2006, 12:09 PM

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I mean look at this.

(22:08:49) Twazzy: I have been programmed in multiple techniques, a broad variety of pleasuring--
(22:08:51) Zena: Exactly what I hoped!


Lord I was born a shamblin' man
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Skanky!
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Apr 29, 2006, 1:49 PM

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Sorry but I dont get it.


killerducky
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Apr 29, 2006, 2:02 PM

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Because you lack the intelligence of a the heavy metal warriors who have Japanese girl fetishes.




Yes, but as for suckage I was referring to the gumdrops, not your wrinkly-ass cooked rhubarb jewelsack.

-Athlon XP

(This post was edited by killerducky on Apr 29, 2006, 3:24 PM)


Nova Browser
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Apr 29, 2006, 2:07 PM

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Nova the Grey says:
We have enough power to challenge the borg.

Nova the Grey says:
We are

Nova the Grey says:
the heavy metal warriors who have Japanese girl fetishes.

Sean says:
Ah, yes.


Skanky!
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Apr 29, 2006, 2:07 PM

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If the borg is super smart then yes i probably do if its really stupid then then no i probably dont.


Van Jens
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Apr 29, 2006, 2:16 PM

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If the borg is super smart then yes i probably do

*soils pants laughing*


Ninja_X!
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Apr 29, 2006, 2:18 PM

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Nova the Grey says:
We have enough power to challenge the borg.

Nova the Grey says:
We are

Nova the Grey says:
the heavy metal warriors who have Japanese girl fetishes.

Sean says:
Ah, yes.

and ninjas, don't forget them guys


I object! That was.. erm... objectionable!


Nova Browser
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Apr 29, 2006, 2:19 PM

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Not Naruto ninjas. They are a bit homo.


killerducky
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Apr 29, 2006, 2:22 PM

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Ah, yes. They are. We shall soon take over all of the universe. Me, at Nova's side.




Yes, but as for suckage I was referring to the gumdrops, not your wrinkly-ass cooked rhubarb jewelsack.

-Athlon XP


Nova Browser
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Apr 29, 2006, 2:29 PM

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*begins rallying the barbarians together*

*gives them Wyverns and tells them to rampantly attack Borg outposts*

*expects them to die while proving an adequate distraction*


Ninja_X!
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Apr 29, 2006, 3:23 PM

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Not Naruto ninjas. They are a bit homo.



Naruto ninjas?

nah, the only cool one is Itachi

i mean ninjas like these:

so my "other" minions will be like that

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V




I object! That was.. erm... objectionable!

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