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Memino
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Apr 29, 2006, 8:45 AM

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Resistance is futile, The Borg will conquer the internet.

Memino The Owl says:

Now what's your point?

Locutaz of Borg says:

My point...

Locutaz of Borg says:

my purpose...

Locutaz of Borg says:

is to bring cultures closer to perfection through assimilation and communication with the hive mind.

Locutaz of Borg says:

You are a lesser being who is intimidated at the thought.

Locutaz of Borg says:

But soon you will understand.

Locutaz of Borg says:

Soon, you will be one of us.

Memino The Owl says:

Ok

Memino The Owl says:

So what's wrong with me now?

Memino The Owl says:

What do I need to improve?

Locutaz of Borg says:

Because you are an individual.

Locutaz of Borg says:

Your perception is so limited.

Locutaz of Borg says:

You think in such three-dimensional terms.

Locutaz of Borg says:

You cannot begin to understand perfection.

Locutaz of Borg says:

But you will adapt/

Locutaz of Borg says:

*.

Locutaz of Borg says:

Your technological and biological distinctiveness will be added to our own.

Memino The Owl says:

I'm hopeful

Locutaz of Borg says:

You will soon have much more than hope;

Locutaz of Borg says:

.*

Locutaz of Borg says:

I wouldn't be making those typos if my assimilation were complete.

Memino The Owl says:

Ok so exactly what do I need to change in order to be complete?

Locutaz of Borg says:

Offer yourself to us.

Memino The Owl says:

Who is "us"

Locutaz of Borg says:

We are the Borg.

Locutaz of Borg says:

You will be assimilated.

Locutaz of Borg says:

Resistance is futile.

Memino The Owl says:

Ok, I will not resist

Locutaz of Borg says:

Mm.

Locutaz of Borg says:

You will make an excellent drone.

Locutaz of Borg says:

Hmm.

Locutaz of Borg says:

Owls.

Locutaz of Borg says:

Species 6348.

Memino The Owl says:

So who is exactly in this Borg?

Memino The Owl says:

All FGF users?

Locutaz of Borg says:

We have limited experience with your species.

Locutaz of Borg says:

FGF?

Memino The Owl says:

Free Games forum?

Locutaz of Borg says:

The group you call "FGF" is weak, pathetic, and juvenile compared to the infinitely superior organizational complexities of the Borg collective.

Memino The Owl says:

Do the members have names?

Locutaz of Borg says:

They will receive Borg designations once they have been assimilated.

Memino The Owl says:

Can you give me the names of your current team?

Locutaz of Borg says:

"Team?"

Memino The Owl says:

Borg members?

Memino The Owl says:

Clan?

Memino The Owl says:

Fishes?

Locutaz of Borg says:

Ugh, such primitive concepts.

Locutaz of Borg says:

I am 13 of 37.

Memino The Owl says:

Lol...

Memino The Owl says:

Names of the 37 then?

Locutaz of Borg says:

They are unimportant.

Memino The Owl says:

Ok, so what is important, what exactly do you want me to do?

Locutaz of Borg says:

Surrender.

Memino The Owl says:

Memino The Owl says:

What's going to happen to me...*steps back*

Locutaz of Borg says:

Your culture will adapt.

Locutaz of Borg says:

To service us.

Memino The Owl says:

Ok, then I must do what I must, I can't resist...

Locutaz of Borg says:

You learn quickly, little owl.

Memino The Owl says:

Thankyou.

Memino The Owl says:

What shall I refer to you as?

Locutaz of Borg says:

I do not require your thanks.

Locutaz of Borg says:

I am Locutaz of Borg.

Memino The Owl says:

Ok, in future what will you refer to me as?

Locutaz of Borg says:

Of Unimatrix Four, Subjunction Twelve.

Locutaz of Borg says:

You shall be designated Maymunus of Borg.

Memino The Owl says:

Fabulous.

Memino The Owl says:

Shall I change my name now...

Locutaz of Borg says:

It will be changed for you.

Maymunus of Borg says:

Locutaz of Borg says:

Excellent. The process has already begun.

Maymunus of Borg says:

What's happening to me?

Locutaz of Borg says:

You don't need to understand.

Maymunus of Borg says:

Ok Locutaz.

Maymunus of Borg says:

What is the next step?

Locutaz of Borg says:

I am not required to explain such trivial details to your inexperienced mind.

Locutaz of Borg says:

Soon, you will be in communication with the collective.

Locutaz of Borg says:

You will understand everything you need to know.

Locutaz of Borg says:

You will become part of our consciousness, our awareness, our knowledge.

Maymunus of Borg says:

I have a feeling my display picture doesn't measure up to the Borg.

Locutaz of Borg says:

A minor inconsistency.

Maymunus of Borg says:

Can it be mended?

Locutaz of Borg says:

In due time.

Maymunus of Borg says:

Ok, now I shall wait.

Transfer of "maymunus.PNG" is complete.

Locutaz of Borg says:

There.

Maymunus of Borg says:

Ok.

Locutaz of Borg says:

I shall now cease communication with you as an individual.

____

I send positive pms to myself to make me feel good.

blinky14
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Apr 29, 2006, 9:10 AM

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He is so freaky..

-Pwnt-
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Apr 29, 2006, 9:23 AM

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Taz should be a screenplay writer.

Eat lightning, shit thunder.

Peach Pit
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Apr 29, 2006, 9:53 AM

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Taz should be a screenplay writer.

Taz should get a hobby.

bye.

Shinysheep
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Apr 29, 2006, 9:55 AM

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*tinny robotic voice*
Exterminate

Exterminate

We are the Daleks.

Exterminate

Exterminate

(note: the Daleks are from Dr. Who.)

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis ad capul tuum saxum immane mittam.

Invidious
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Apr 29, 2006, 9:57 AM

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I'm already a cyborg Tongue

Taz says:
... I want tits.
Taz says:
SEND TIT TO TAZG
Taz says:
IT'S BECAUSE I'M STOOPID
Taz says:
BECAUSE I ASSED A CURTAIN

Shinysheep
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Apr 29, 2006, 10:05 AM

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I'm already a cyborg Tongue

Exterminate.. exterminate

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis ad capul tuum saxum immane mittam.

Invidious
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Apr 29, 2006, 10:06 AM

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Oh shutup

*General Grevious flips shinysheep off*

Taz says:
... I want tits.
Taz says:
SEND TIT TO TAZG
Taz says:
IT'S BECAUSE I'M STOOPID
Taz says:
BECAUSE I ASSED A CURTAIN

Shinysheep
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Apr 29, 2006, 10:10 AM

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Oh shutup

*General Grevious flips shinysheep off*

Extermi...*flops over*

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis ad capul tuum saxum immane mittam.

Ninja_X!
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Apr 29, 2006, 10:47 AM

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i'm an Exlentan

this physical form is only for normal communication with the physical realm

I object! That was.. erm... objectionable!

Athlon XP
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Apr 29, 2006, 11:07 AM

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Taz experienced sexuality with the Borg Queen, and that's why he's acting like that. It's just a phase, you guys.

Lord I was born a shamblin' man
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Peach Pit
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Apr 29, 2006, 11:11 AM

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You mean she actaully touched his external hardrive?

bye.

Athlon XP
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Apr 29, 2006, 11:22 AM

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See for YOURSELF

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Ninja_X!
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Apr 29, 2006, 11:32 AM

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OH MY GOD!
TAZ AND ATHLON MAKING OUT!

nah j/k

I object! That was.. erm... objectionable!

Athlon XP
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Apr 29, 2006, 12:09 PM

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I mean look at this.

(22:08:49) Twazzy: I have been programmed in multiple techniques, a broad variety of pleasuring--
(22:08:51) Zena: Exactly what I hoped!

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Skanky!
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Apr 29, 2006, 1:49 PM

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Sorry but I dont get it.

killerducky
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Apr 29, 2006, 2:02 PM

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Because you lack the intelligence of a the heavy metal warriors who have Japanese girl fetishes.

Yes, but as for suckage I was referring to the gumdrops, not your wrinkly-ass cooked rhubarb jewelsack.

-Athlon XP

(This post was edited by killerducky on Apr 29, 2006, 3:24 PM)

Nova Browser
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Apr 29, 2006, 2:07 PM

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Nova the Grey says:
We have enough power to challenge the borg.

Nova the Grey says:
We are

Nova the Grey says:
the heavy metal warriors who have Japanese girl fetishes.

Sean says:
Ah, yes.

Skanky!
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Apr 29, 2006, 2:07 PM

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If the borg is super smart then yes i probably do if its really stupid then then no i probably dont.

Van Jens
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Apr 29, 2006, 2:16 PM

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If the borg is super smart then yes i probably do

*soils pants laughing*

Ninja_X!
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Apr 29, 2006, 2:18 PM

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Nova the Grey says:
We have enough power to challenge the borg.

Nova the Grey says:
We are

Nova the Grey says:
the heavy metal warriors who have Japanese girl fetishes.

Sean says:
Ah, yes.

and ninjas, don't forget them guys

I object! That was.. erm... objectionable!

Nova Browser
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Apr 29, 2006, 2:19 PM

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Not Naruto ninjas. They are a bit homo.

killerducky
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Apr 29, 2006, 2:22 PM

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Ah, yes. They are. We shall soon take over all of the universe. Me, at Nova's side.

Yes, but as for suckage I was referring to the gumdrops, not your wrinkly-ass cooked rhubarb jewelsack.

-Athlon XP

Nova Browser
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Apr 29, 2006, 2:29 PM

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*begins rallying the barbarians together*

*gives them Wyverns and tells them to rampantly attack Borg outposts*

*expects them to die while proving an adequate distraction*

Ninja_X!
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Apr 29, 2006, 3:23 PM

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Not Naruto ninjas. They are a bit homo.

Naruto ninjas?

nah, the only cool one is Itachi

i mean ninjas like these:

so my "other" minions will be like that

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I object! That was.. erm... objectionable!

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