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Apr 1, 2005, 10:23 PM
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Okay heres what needs to happen
*Jehu walks into a hall at his school to find Kyle standing at the other end*
Jehu: Liquid!!!
Kyle: Hello Snake!
*Jehu pulls out his socom pistol and starts firing but Kyle doges the bullets*
Kyle: You didn't think I would be that easy to kill did you, Snake?
*Kyle pushes a button and a walking nuclear mech arises from the ground of the hall destroying half of the school. Kyle jumps in*
Kyle's Voice through the mech's loudspeaker: Ha!! Snake! With this demon weapon I will drag "Her" into the 21st century!!!
Jehu: Dammit Liquid leave her alone!
Kyle: You've failed to protect her! Now she is mine!!
Jehu: Neveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!
*Enter dramatic quoir music*
*Jehu pulls out an AK and begins firing madly whilst charging at the battle mech*
Jehu: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!!
Kyle: It'll take more than that to finish me!
*Jehu pulls out a Stinger missile Launcher and aims it straight for the mechs head, where liquid sits. Dramatic music still playing.*
Kyle: What are you going to do with that puny weapon!?
*Jehu begins firing missile after missile while screaming*
Jehu: See you in hell Liquiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Missiles impact the head tearing the mech to shreds and it explodes*
*Jehu awakens on a giaant piece of metal in the middle of the ocean during a heavy rainstorm*
Jehu: Wah? Where am I?
*Strange man walks out of nowhere*
???: You are on a giant sea-faring nuclear battletank AKA arsenal Gear
Jehu: Who are you?
???: I am...
*The man takes out a revolver and begins to toss it around and twirl it*
???: Shalashaska!
Jehu: Revolver Ocelot???
Shalashaska: Yes, how have you been... Flamer!
Jehu: What did you say??!!
Shalashaska: Flamer!!
Jehu: Dammit to hell!!!!!!!
Shalashaska: Yes...
*Shalashaska begins walking around Jehu*
Shalashaska: You are the one they called "flamer". I hear your the one responsible for setting that desk on fire eh? I bet the pentagon had a tough time with damage control on that.
Jehu: Shut the hell up! That wasn't my fault!
Shalashaska: Or was it? Flamer boy!
Jehu: Shut up!
*Jehu gets up and tries to charge for shalashaska. In slow motion from a side view Jehu charges and as he does Shalashaska pulls his reolver and fires six bullets all in slow motion... and then suddenly back to fast motion and the bullets hit jehu. Jehu falls to the ground screaming in agony*
Shalashaska: That wasn't very smart.
Jehu: Who are you working for??!!! Arrrgh!
Shalashaska: Who do you think?
*Jehu Gasps*
Jehu: the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo???!!!
*Shalashaska smiles as Jehu rises again and tries to take Shaalshaska down.*
Jehu: You have no bullets, give it up!
*Shalashaska raises his gun and fires, the bullet hits Jehu in the head*
Shalashaska: 7 shot revolver, my own invention...
*Jehu's body hits the cold metal streaking with rain...*
*Snake Eater song starts playing as credits roll*
(This post was edited by nova bowser on Apr 1, 2005, 10:37 PM)
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