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eventually we will die from old age.

You dont need to see a zombie movie to know what to do. People that get themselves eaten in the fims are just stupid. Considering zombies dont travel faster than a slow stride, it wouldnt be too hard to get away, I mean.. you could literally out-walk the zombie, it would chase you forever...

You dont need to see a zombie movie to know what to do. People that get themselves eaten in the fims are just stupid. Considering zombies dont travel faster than a slow stride, it wouldnt be too hard to get away, I mean.. you could literally out-walk the zombie, it would chase you forever...

Say they are super-fit zombies who can run, they've been dead for hundreds of years, their bodies would be very fragile, and a poke on the arm would turn them into a pile of dust.

Wait a minute... If zombies are already dead, how do you kill them? o.O We'd be doomed.. coz we can die.. they cant.. eventually we will die, if not from them, then from old age.

You've heard the expression "total war"; it's pretty common throughout human history. Every generation or so, some gasbag likes to spout about how his people have declared "total war" against an enemy, meaning that

every man, woman, and child within his nation was committing every second of their lives to victory. That is bull[Expletive Deleted] on two basic levels. First of all, no country or group is ever 100 percent committed to war; it's just not physically possible. You can have a high percentage, so many people work­ing so hard for so long, but all of the people, all of the time? What about the malingerers, or the conscientious objectors? What about the sick, the injured, the very old, the very young? What about when you're sleeping, eating, taking a shower, or taking a dump? Is that a "dump for victory"?

That's the first reason total war is impossible for humans. The second is that all nations have their limits. There might be individuals within that group who are willing to sacrifice their lives; it might even be a relatively high number for the population, but that population as a whole will even­tually reach its maximum emotional and physiological breaking point. The Japanese reached theirs with a couple of American atomic bombs. The Vietnamese might have reached theirs if we'd dropped a couple more," but, thank all holy Christ, our will broke before it came to that. That is the na­ture of human warfare, two sides trying to push the other past its limit of

endurance, and no matter how much we like to talk about total war, that limit is always there . . . unless you're the living dead.

For the first time in history, we faced an enemy that was actively waging total war. They had no limits of endurance. They would never negotiate, never surrender. They would fight until the very end because, unlike us, every single one of them, every second of every day, was devoted to con­suming all life on Earth. That's the kind of enemy that was waiting for us beyond the Rockies. That's the kind of war we had to fight.

If they were the slow walking zombies.. I'd probably just walk to the shop while the infection rate is slow (5 min walk) and grab like bags and bags of food (with like my bro or something so we can get more) and take like 2 shopping trolleys of it home. Then try find like something to barricade all my doors and windows with (after ringing relatives etc - my family owns a hotel you see, so obviously they should come to us instead of the other way around.. ) so there would be a lot of windows to barricade etc but we could get the relatives to help. Then just like lay low till it all blows over.

That probably is the best idea I can think of right now. There's probably many flaws, like say the shops were infested with zombies or they were fast running zombies, or we couldnt find any barricades etc. But yeah.

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1. Use my dad's welder to tear apart one car(explorer) and mod the other one(expedition) maknig a hole at the top for gunfire. going to drive and shoot out of the roof? Let's be realistic, when you hit a zombie and they're rolling across your car, that's just a zombie hatch
2. Pack ammo and food in car back seat. HOW ARE YOU GOING TO RELOAD AND DRIVE IF THE AMMO IS ON THE BACKSEAT?! Hell, why do you even need to shoot if you're in what is basically a big fast zombie squishing machine.
3. Drive to gander mt.(like 30 mins away) and loot all ammo i can. Yeah, have fun getting shot in the face by the crazy store owner
4. Drive to nearest grocery store and loot at much food as possibal. Take your time, I'm sure there'll only be several hundred zombies molesting the front asle by the time you're done.
5. Unload Supplies(food,water, and ammo) at my house. Is your house REALLY the most secure place to be? No? Enjoy your horrible death
6. While family defends house(small infection rate so far) I get friends and there familys to my house, any that refuse i just leave em. Infection spreads FAST, even if there were only ten zombies by he time you started working your way through this list, there's going to be a good hundred thousand by now, can your family defend you from that?
7. When i return with friends and their supplies the infection rate is increasing so i take 2 friends and we scout the area for metal. For fucking what? Why build a fortress when your city has premade ones? Oh, and your friends are zombies
8. When we return We reinforce all openings. Too late, your house is just one big zombie rave party with your sisters reproductive organs bouncing off the ceiling.
9. Make a gas station run(with car btw gas station is like 1 min away) and grab as much gas as we can. The gas station is overrun by zombies, and if you try to shoot your way through? Say hello to my friend fiery explosion death
10. Wait and repeate steps 3,4,7, and 8 and eventually move on to other small towns(for minamal infection rate). Save yourself time and pain and just change step 1 to shooting yourself in the head
11. Live happly even after? What part of the word zombie do you not understand?

Am I the only one who would try to organize the zombies to take over the world?

I would run away with 5 of my buddies I'll let the fact that they're probably all dead slide, rob a couple of car dealers Does one car dealer not have enough cars for 5 whole people? Are you TRYING to get killed?, pack them with food, guns, rope, tools and other survival gear. Meaning more store raids, resulting in the death of at least a couple of your friends go up up up in Canada where no one lives, Ever heard of border control/border towns? Yeah? Well now they're all ZOMBIE HORDES, minus one friend (no people= no zombies) because the soloman virus cannot spread. Do not disgrace this fatal virus with such a retarded name fortify a house, build a wall with a pit around it, 2/3 people building a wall and a pit around a house? that's going to take about a week stock up on kerosine to pour flaming into the pit full of zombies. The few vehicles you have are not going to hold enoguh kerosine for that, and it'd burn out before long anyway If a zombie comes out put a bullet in it's head. Stay out untill the outbreak is over or about thirty years. then try to repopulate the world. Zombies walk aimlessly, no matter how remote your house is, it'll be covered in zombies, and since you're in Canada, probably zombie bears and wolves too, your pit will burn out and your house will fall to the hordes within a month, 2 months if you're lucky, and even if no zombies came, you'd run out of food within about that same amount of time, requiring you to trek once more into the zombified cities for food, and no you can't hunt the wildlife for food, because the wildlife is all zombified, if you eat it then you become a zombie too.

Can stock up on all of this in one day when the outbreak is still between 10 and 100 More like 10 to 100 thousand so i will not get over run, Always assume you will be overrun, and always assume other drivers are zombies takes 1 day to get to Canada, no stops because of multiple drivers sleeping and driving shifts, If some of the drivers sleep, then you can take even less cars get up there in 3 days, and we're good.You really aren't

always assume other drivers are zombies