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25 ways to order a pizza
1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the order-taker to stop doing that
2. Make up a charge-card name, ask if they accept it
3. Use CB lingo where applicable
4. Order a big mac extra value meal
5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation
6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other side of the street and you're going for the lowest bidder
7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up
8. Answer their questions with questions
9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap with nutrition and ask for something outlandishly sinful
10. Use these bonus words in the conversation, ROBUST FREE-SPIRITED COST-EFFICIENT UKRAINIAN PUCE
11. Tell them to put the crust on top this time
12.Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's "Master of puppets"
13. Spell out the toppings you want on your pizza
14. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "Crazy Bread"
15. Shutter on the letter "P"
16. Ask for a deal available somewhere else
17. Ask what the order taker is wearing
18. Crack your knuckles into the receiver
19. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, than act as if they have called you
20. Rattle off your order with determined air, If they ask if you want drinks with that, panic and become disorientated
21. Tell the order taker your depressed, Get him/her to cheer you up
22. Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings
23. Change your accent every three seconds
24. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. ask if they need paper
25. Act like you know the order taker from somewhere, say "Bed-Wetters' Camp, right?"
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