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A joke - about somking and drinking

 
 


NiyaL
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Jan 4, 2008, 1:53 PM

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A beggar stops a pedestrain to ask some money. he says: "sir, i haven't eaten for one day, can you give me some money."
the pedestrain: i am sorry, i don't bring cash today. do you smoke? i have some cigarettes."
the beggar say: "i don't somke."
the man is quite gentle: "do you drink, i can offer you a couples of beer."
the beggar answer: "i have never drinked."
the gentleman is very excited when he heard that. "go with me to have a dinner tonight, i show my wife what kind of man he will be, if he don't somke and drink"
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lo1
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Jan 5, 2008, 9:01 AM

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I thought it was impossible to misspell the same word four strait times.

And I don't get the joke.

"Poo-tee-weet?"


Shrek
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Jan 5, 2008, 8:31 PM

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I thought it was impossible to misspell the same word four strait times.

And I don't get the joke.

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Reposted: This is looking at the joke from another angle - i.e. person will get poor if he doesn't smoke or drink. - although in reality it is wrong. But then it is joke.

(This post was edited by Shrek on Jan 6, 2008, 10:55 AM)


jamman
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Jan 6, 2008, 1:11 AM

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Basically, just turn the last phrase into "I want to show my wife what happens to who doesn't smoke or drink" and it'll turn into a lame-but-passable-for-this-forum joke.

if ($yourehappyAndYouKnowIt) {

clapyourhands();

}


weedend
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Feb 22, 2008, 5:52 AM

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is this a joke?

WYD Global at its finest



Nish
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Feb 27, 2008, 3:42 AM

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rs2 maniak
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Feb 29, 2008, 10:47 PM

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I thought it was impossible to misspell the same word four strait times.

And I don't get the joke.
the [Expletive Deleted] out of here

rawr

 
 
 


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