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A missing cock

 
 


Shrek
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Oct 19, 2007, 11:00 PM

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The priest in a small village loved the cock and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church, but one Saturday night the cock was missing! The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village, so he started to question his parishioners in the church the next morning.

During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has! anybody got a cock?"
All the men stood up.

"No, no", he said, "that wasn't what I meant! Has anybody seen a cock?"
All the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant! Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"
Half the women stood up.

"No, no", he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen my cock?"

All the nuns, three alter boys, two priests, and a goat stood up.

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BackinBlack
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Oct 24, 2007, 8:40 AM

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not a burst out laughing but very funny

9.5/10

needs something more screwed up in the punchline

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ricstutor
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Nov 15, 2007, 2:56 PM

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nice try. very funny.

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Daniel1234
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Jan 8, 2008, 10:11 AM

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rofl!!!


weedend
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Feb 22, 2008, 5:55 AM

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very funny! rofl! a goat lolz!

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Gamer4life
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Mar 2, 2008, 5:29 AM

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The priest in a small village loved the cock and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church, but one Saturday night the cock was missing! The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village, so he started to question his parishioners in the church the next morning.

During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has! anybody got a cock?"
All the men stood up.

"No, no", he said, "that wasn't what I meant! Has anybody seen a cock?"
All the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant! Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"
Half the women stood up.

"No, no", he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen my cock?"

All the nuns, three alter boys, two priests, and a goat stood up.

Cool
Source: GigglePedia

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PawnedxD
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Jul 23, 2008, 7:46 AM

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haha nice rolf

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