
gerithaw
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Jan 2, 2008, 9:09 PM
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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, They were all hired by a man to paint yellow stripes on a road. The first day the blonde painted 2 miles of road, the redhead 1.5 and the brunette 1 mile. On the second day the blonde painted 1 mile the redhead 2 miles and the brunette 2.5 miles. On the third day the blonde did .25 of a mile redhead 2.5 miles and the brunette 3 miles The manager decided to ask the blonde what was happening and she replied, Because The buckets keep getting farther & farther away. There was a blonde, a brunette, & a redhead stranded on an island they had to swim 20 miles to get to shore. The brunette attempted she swam 5 miles got tired swam back, the redhead swam 5 miles got tired and swam back, the blonde swam 10 miles got tired swam back.
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