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Blonde Jokes

 

 


gerithaw
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Jan 2, 2008, 9:09 PM

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, They were all hired by a man to paint yellow stripes on a road. The first day the blonde painted 2 miles of road, the redhead 1.5 and the brunette 1 mile. On the second day the blonde painted 1 mile the redhead 2 miles and the brunette 2.5 miles. On the third day the blonde did .25 of a mile redhead 2.5 miles and the brunette 3 miles


The manager decided to ask the blonde what was happening and she replied,
Because The buckets keep getting farther & farther away.




There was a blonde, a brunette, & a redhead stranded on an island they had to swim 20 miles to get to shore. The brunette attempted she swam 5 miles got tired swam back, the redhead swam 5 miles got tired and swam back, the blonde swam 10 miles got tired swam back.



gerithaw
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Jan 2, 2008, 9:16 PM

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 Dont get it?
In the the first joke the blonde is running back and forth for the paint instead of Bringing it with her, The last joke the blonde swam a total of 20 miles by going 10 miles and coming back, and the swim all the way to safety was 20 miles away


jamman
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Jan 4, 2008, 8:14 AM

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Dont get it?
In the the first joke the blonde is running back and forth for the paint instead of Bringing it with her, The last joke the blonde swam a total of 20 miles by going 10 miles and coming back, and the swim all the way to safety was 20 miles away


That was kinda unnecessary...

The first joke was a "lol", the second one is old.


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NiyaL
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Jan 4, 2008, 1:56 PM

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Thank you very much for nice sharing~~~
keep sharing please ~~
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Joke Jokes


.Nova
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Jan 5, 2008, 12:19 PM

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Learn English.


gerithaw
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Jan 6, 2008, 7:33 AM

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In Reply To
Dont get it?
In the the first joke the blonde is running back and forth for the paint instead of Bringing it with her, The last joke the blonde swam a total of 20 miles by going 10 miles and coming back, and the swim all the way to safety was 20 miles away


That was kinda unnecessary...

The first joke was a "lol", the second one is old. i guess that was unnecessary



(This post was edited by gerithaw on Jan 6, 2008, 7:35 AM)


gerithaw
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Jan 6, 2008, 7:38 AM

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Learn English. I know english, i just don't think about when i'm typing



Enjaro666
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Jan 31, 2008, 12:49 PM

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Everybody gets it.... its just not that funny...


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weedend
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Feb 22, 2008, 5:49 AM

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old jokes. funny.


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