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Diablo_Cantabo
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Feb 11, 2005, 9:45 AM

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ok people we want you to present your best joke me van jens and dub-c will be hosting the Golden Comedian Awards and the person who posts the best joke or a very good joke will be nominated for the contest (not sure of date yet but youll be notified if your a nominee)

Question:May i have lother's Cutie100's and luffy747's approval?

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Van Jens
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Feb 11, 2005, 10:34 AM

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Are songs acceptable?

Diablo_Cantabo
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Feb 11, 2005, 10:56 AM

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y not? all we have to do is get approval and its on Cool

Van Jens
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Feb 11, 2005, 12:20 PM

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K here it is

What, turn my headphones up....uh, yeah, turn my headphones up, im serious nigga turn em up, yah this is how e do it, uh, yeah...yo why u drop the beat out man? Yah, make that beat drop, i said drop not drumroll, u cant just put velvet in the [Expletive Deleted] and think they nice headphones. Yah, uh, yah....put some treble in it, put some treble in it, thats my word, from the...what happened? Ah [Expletive Deleted] nigga i need some water, I cant sing without water nigga, damn, turn my headphones up....

-Dave Chappelle

Diablo_Cantabo
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Feb 11, 2005, 12:22 PM

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............well ur the first one to post one sooo i dunno we need some more people to post there favorite joke Cool

Dub-C
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Feb 11, 2005, 12:32 PM

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Wayne: we goin to da ATM

*pulls out to the ATM with a car and hos around him*

hos: Here you go wayne... ohhh

Wayne: Wait.... theres only 1, only 1, Mr Benjamin is feeling Kinda Lonely..... Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a B*t*h?

LOL thats not all that funny unless you watch it....

Oh and thats Dave Chapelle fo'sha

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Van Jens
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Feb 11, 2005, 12:35 PM

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LOL, Dave Chapelle kick ass lol

Van Jens
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Feb 11, 2005, 1:10 PM

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K, Dave Chappelle:

Yeh, rollin around sittin on drugs, countin i was high on shrubs, coolin in my escalade, man im paid i got it made, take me to yo special place, close ur eyes, show me yo face.....im gonna p*ss on it..Hater wanna hate, lovas wanna love, i dont even wnat, none of the above i want to p*ss on u, yes i do i p*ss on i pee on u, thats yo body, its porto potty, and i pee on it, drip drip drip, pee on u, man i do, p*ss on u p*ss on u, yhou know u dont feel, quite the same till u get a wiff of my hershey stains, i want to poo on u too, i wanna pee in yo food, the only thing that makes my life complete is when i turn yo face into a toilet seat, i wanna pee on u, yes i do, yes i doo, i wanna p*ss on u, haters wanna hate, lova wanna love, i dont even want, none of the above i wanna pee on u, i wanna p*ss on u...next time im gonna fart, im gonna fart on u........

-Dave Chappelle (Greatest comdian of all time)

Dub-C
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Feb 11, 2005, 2:17 PM

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LOL! That episode was hilarious... I have one from AquaTeenHungerforce

Frylock: So uh, how do we kill the remotester?

Aliens(orange): YOU have to stab him with the bone sword from the galaxy of Zarzzxt!

AlienGreen: ..... or, any ol sword..

AlienO: Yeah it doesnt have to be made of bone

AlienGreen: Any sharp object lieing around the house will kill him

AlienO: You could stab him with a pillow and he'll die.

LOL you gotta watch the whole episode to understand that...

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Van Jens
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Feb 11, 2005, 3:05 PM

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aquateenhungerforce is wierd, but i dont see it too much cuz its on like once a week so i cant criticize it too much

Dub-C
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Feb 11, 2005, 3:10 PM

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The episodes are wierd, my favorite is one where their neighbor CARL dies, and they put him back together, but o nly using eyeballs. So hes just ONE BIG BODY OF EYEBALLS and a head. And Shake says "Are you gonna bring him back? Cuz If I woke up looking like that, I'd run towards the nearest living thing...... and kill it" and meatwad says "hey man he's dropping F-Bombs! I'mma drop me some F-bombs to, Fart you"

Its a pretty random show.... No real story.

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antdood
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Feb 11, 2005, 3:54 PM

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the hokey pokey one!!!

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