Free Games Forum
Free Games Games Forums Music Forums TV Forums

  Free Games Forum Home FORUM
HOME 		Search Posts SEARCH
POSTS 		Who's Online WHO'S
ONLINE 		Log in LOG
IN 		Rules & FAQ RULES / FAQ
REPORT SPAM

Free Games Forum: General: Humor & Jokes:
How far can you trust a friend?

 
 


Shrek
Newbie


Sep 8, 2007, 6:43 PM

Post #1 of 19 (498 views)
Shortcut
How far can you trust a friend? Can't Post
A man left to go help in the Crusades and decided that his wife should wear a chastity belt. So he locks her up and gives the key to his best friend. He tells him, "If I'm not back in four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life."

So, the husband leaves on horseback and about a half hour later, he sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and sees his best friend.

"What's wrong?" He asks.

"You gave me the wrong key."

Source: GigglePedia

Cool



RobinD
Member

Sep 9, 2007, 7:01 AM

Post #2 of 19 (480 views)
Shortcut
Re: [Shrek] How far can you trust a friend? [In reply to] Can't Post
lolz that is funny...nice

ave you tried some of the best games out on the net? Well, take a look at the Free Game Downloads at naturalgames.com


kidd rune3
Enthusiast


Sep 13, 2007, 7:29 PM

Post #3 of 19 (448 views)
Shortcut
Re: [Shrek] How far can you trust a friend? [In reply to] Can't Post
i dont get it

Mix a pancake,
Stir a pancake,
Pop it in the pan;
Fry the pancake;
Toss the pancake,
Catch it if you can.


coolgreencat
Senior Member

Sep 13, 2007, 9:38 PM

Post #4 of 19 (446 views)
Shortcut
Re: [kidd rune3] How far can you trust a friend? [In reply to] Can't Post
In Reply To
i dont get it
Because your an idiot.

- - - - -
- - - - -


RobinD
Member

Sep 14, 2007, 6:48 AM

Post #5 of 19 (438 views)
Shortcut
Re: [kidd rune3] How far can you trust a friend? [In reply to] Can't Post
 
what you dont get it here ? he just immediatley tried to unlock her

In Reply To
i dont get it

ave you tried some of the best games out on the net? Well, take a look at the Free Game Downloads at naturalgames.com


kidd rune3
Enthusiast


Sep 14, 2007, 6:52 AM

Post #6 of 19 (436 views)
Shortcut
Re: [RobinD] How far can you trust a friend? [In reply to] Can't Post
the dust cloud is waht i dont get

Mix a pancake,
Stir a pancake,
Pop it in the pan;
Fry the pancake;
Toss the pancake,
Catch it if you can.


Shrek
Newbie


Sep 14, 2007, 7:00 PM

Post #7 of 19 (429 views)
Shortcut
Re: [kidd rune3] How far can you trust a friend? [In reply to] Can't Post
Just visualize (like you are watching a Hollywood western movie):

1. outback you are riding on a horse on a dirt track, going slowly in your thoughts

2. someone from behind rushing towards you on a horse trying to catch up with you

3. that will create a dust cloud by the other horse because it is dirt track

In other words: Other person is in hurry to get to you and inform you something.

Hope this would explain and eventually make you giggle.

In Reply To
the dust cloud is waht i dont get


kidd rune3
Enthusiast


Sep 14, 2007, 7:19 PM

Post #8 of 19 (426 views)
Shortcut
Re: [Shrek] How far can you trust a friend? [In reply to] Can't Post
o, cause i was thinking it was more modern not back then

Mix a pancake,
Stir a pancake,
Pop it in the pan;
Fry the pancake;
Toss the pancake,
Catch it if you can.


Kingsfan1300
Senior Member


Sep 18, 2007, 5:34 AM

Post #9 of 19 (412 views)
Shortcut
Re: [kidd rune3] How far can you trust a friend? [In reply to] Can't Post
In Reply To
o, cause i was thinking it was more modern not back then
Unimpressed


kidd rune3
Enthusiast


Sep 19, 2007, 10:57 AM

Post #10 of 19 (392 views)
Shortcut
Re: [Kingsfan1300] How far can you trust a friend? [In reply to] Can't Post
usually jokes arent from the 1800's or whenever there were cowboys not being beat up by niggers

Mix a pancake,
Stir a pancake,
Pop it in the pan;
Fry the pancake;
Toss the pancake,
Catch it if you can.


ForumRanker109
Newbie


Oct 2, 2007, 10:35 AM

Post #11 of 19 (363 views)
Shortcut
Post deleted by ForumRanker109 [In reply to]
 


lo1
Senior Member


Oct 3, 2007, 5:31 AM

Post #12 of 19 (352 views)
Shortcut
Re: [ForumRanker109] How far can you trust a friend? [In reply to] Can't Post
In Reply To
Hello,
That was funny.



Sincerely,
Are you SERIOUS?

"Poo-tee-weet?"


funky_munky
Enthusiast


Oct 3, 2007, 10:18 AM

Post #13 of 19 (343 views)
Shortcut
Re: [lo1] How far can you trust a friend? [In reply to] Can't Post
Wow,
This thread is intelligent.



Sincerely,


ricstutor
Newbie

Oct 28, 2007, 2:38 PM

Post #14 of 19 (305 views)
Shortcut
Re: [Shrek] How far can you trust a friend? [In reply to] Can't Post
Not easy to get the joke at first, but I got eventually. Good one!

Fun with Free Online Games at http://play-free-online-game.co.uk


luke915
Member


Nov 13, 2007, 12:56 PM

Post #15 of 19 (277 views)
Shortcut
Re: [Shrek] How far can you trust a friend? [In reply to] Can't Post
nice

I am a noob.


j0shk1m
Newbie

Apr 6, 2008, 10:09 PM

Post #16 of 19 (208 views)
Shortcut
Re: [funky_munky] How far can you trust a friend? [In reply to] Can't Post
lol

Get anything you want here! It actually works.
http://www.prizerebel.com/
Things ive got so far:
xbox 360
xbox live 3 months
Dead or Aliv


Zehava
Newbie

Apr 12, 2008, 8:28 PM

Post #17 of 19 (200 views)
Shortcut
Re: [kidd rune3] How far can you trust a friend? [In reply to] Can't Post
In Reply To
o, cause i was thinking it was more modern not back then

<a href="www.trasher.nstars.org">Trasher</a>
A forum dedicated to trashtalk other forums!


ricstutor
Newbie

Jun 22, 2008, 11:48 AM

Post #18 of 19 (129 views)
Shortcut
Re: [Shrek] How far can you trust a friend? [In reply to] Can't Post
This is pretty funny!Thanks for sharing.

Fun with Free Online Games at http://play-free-online-game.co.uk


Beamer
Senior Member


Jun 23, 2008, 1:04 AM

Post #19 of 19 (123 views)
Shortcut
Re: [ricstutor] How far can you trust a friend? [In reply to] Can't Post
somebody kill me


 
 
 


Search for (options) Web Design by Web Ideas - Page loaded in: 0.23 s on (CGI/1.1)