Katiuscaa
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Feb 10, 2005, 8:33 AM
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Ok there used to be a couple who would go to this certain resturant, it was very nice and rich. One day they went to the resturant and the woman asked the waiter why did the all the waiters have a spoon in their right top of their shirt, "Because many people ask us for a spoon, so we keep one in our pockets to save trouble from walking to the back to get a spoon"
"oh ok, thanks for clearing that out for me "
Years past by, and the resturant became more poor, and the couple got older and older.
One day the couple go back to the resturant to see how it was going.
as the couple sat at the table the gentleman asked for a spoon, so the male waiter hesitated, but gave it anyways.
As the couple is eating their food, the woman noticed a string was hanging from his zipper..So she asks "why do you have a string hanging from your zipper? "because since we're running low on water, when we use the bathrooms we don't have to use our hands so we just lift the string up and we..well..pee, that way our hands are always clean.."
"I'm just curious, but how do you boys get it back in..?"
"well I don't know what the other do *looks around* but I use the spoon.."
Next one....:
Don't know if you guys heard this one yet..
There was once a king who wanted his daughter to marry a brave man. So he sent his people a notice saying he was holding a contest of whoever won would marry his daughter. There were three steps in the contest
nine men showed up. The king says "This is a warning, this contest can kill you, and I won't be responsible."
six of them left. Now there were three left.
First guy goes into the cave, as walking down he accidently steps on a rock which leads him down to a pit and dies.
Second guy walks down the cave, he jumped over the pit, but while walking down he doesn't notice the scythe, and there went his head. Dead.
Third guy walks down he jumped the pit (step one), Dodges the scythes (step two), last step was to F*** a cow for 30 minutes, he passes it easily.
So the king says.."You've won the contest, you may now marry my daughter!"
"forget your daughter..how much will you sell me the cow?"
Dr. G says (10:01 PM):
*grabs athlon's balls*
Athlon says (10:01 PM):
hey, you are NOT a doktor
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