Beamer
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Apr 19, 2007, 8:12 AM
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Hey /b/, I have a very serious problem. I'm [Expletive Deleted]ing crying because of how stupid I am.
Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait".
So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.
A shiny pidgey. Holy [Expletive Deleted]. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny pokemon have less than a 1/1000 chance of appearing). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy [Expletive Deleted], YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even [Expletive Deleted]ing care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR [Expletive Deleted]ING game!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny pidgey, gone forever.
I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "[Expletive Deleted] YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.
What have I done? I've [Expletive Deleted]ed up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me /b/.
^ EDIT: That was the gay one anyway
EDIT: Crap I didn't get the whole thing. The next post under that said: "touch her butt"
(This post was edited by Beamer on Apr 19, 2007, 8:17 AM)
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