Shinysheep
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Mar 27, 2007, 10:00 AM
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these three frontiersmen are captured by indians.. the indians tell them , we're going to kill you, and use your skin to make a canoe. you can choose how you want to die.
The first guy says "Im taking the easy way out" and shoots himself.
The second guy says: "Im gonna take the quick, pinless way out" and also shoots himself.
The third guy says: so you're making a canoe?
The indians say : "yeah"
He says: "Gimme a fork"
They do, and he starts stabbing his arm repeatedly.
The indians say: What are you doing?
he holds up his bloody arm the guy says: "See this? [Expletive Deleted]your canoe."
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis ad capul tuum saxum immane mittam.
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