
gre dork
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Dec 5, 2006, 7:33 AM
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How to make fried dog
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Ingredients: 1 dog 4 tablespoon of oil 1 teaspoon of salt How to prepair: Get a dog. Kill it. I suggest using an arrow. No fireguns, as it will let it with a bad taste. After you kill it, spank it so it will become soft. Now take it's skin off. Great, now cut it in pieces. Spread 1 teaspoon of salt for each piece of meat. Now warm the oil in a pan, but don't let it boil. Let it in the pan until it's ready and then put another piece. You could make wine with his blood and table adornments with his eyes. Make a coat with the skin. TADÁ! After a great meal, you have also some fancy adornments and a coat!
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