Van Jens
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Nov 27, 2006, 10:14 AM
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How to make mud pies.
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K, so here's the bill of materials:
- A sandbox
- Sand, of course
- bottle of chloroform
- Soil
- Waterhose
- Plastic shovel + bucket
- a friend
- lawn turf
- cloth
Steps:
1. Go to your sandbox with your friend.
2. Take shovel and start putting sand into the bucket, fill 1/4 full.
3. Take some soil and take it another 1/4.
5. Take some water from the hose and fill it up the rest.
6. Stir it around, but keep your area clean!
7. So after your collective work with your friend, he'll probably want some mud.
8. Put chloroform on the cloth and put him to sleep.
9. Take a rock and shove it down his throat.
10. Take his body and throw into the dumpster or something.
11. Gorge on the mud pie, hopefully you won't choke on worms or some [Expletive Deleted] like that.
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