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My Friends Kittens Story

 

 


Van Jens
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Aug 14, 2007, 6:25 AM

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OK, this story is %100 true. So like, me and my friend Tyler were hanging out when we ran into my friend Mitch, so we were like "yeah we're baked, can we crash at your place". He said "yeah I just have to feed my cats before we leave.". So we go to his moms restaurant, and go upstairs (they got a freaking conveyor belt that you can ride on), and then we were just looking around, played on his drumset a bit, took his TV to bring to our jam place, then we went inside the cats room. So we walk in, it smells like piss hardcore, the litter box is empty though. So Mitch puts out some food, and me and Tyler mess around with a few cats until he's done on the phone. Then I was checking out this one in like a big carpety tube thing, and it's just sitting in there with about 4 kittens. So I go to check them out and it hisses at me, so I keep teasing it and it keeps hissing at me, then it snaps at my face so it backs off. So Mitch gets off the phone and starts laughing at me, then he takes the tube thing, picks it up, and throws it across the room, in mid-air, one of the kittens fall out. and the rest crash inside it on the floor. So the kittens are all fine inside, but the one that fell out is just lying there barely moving, so Mitch just like puts it back inside with its mom and we all leave.
We have yet to hear from Mitch's mom if it's like dead or not.



Heix
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Aug 14, 2007, 6:49 AM

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Sounds fun




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Aug 14, 2007, 8:24 AM

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smells like piss hardcore

I laughed.


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Van Jens
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Aug 18, 2007, 1:02 AM

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So yeah, I asked him what his mom said and she said the kitten's actually dead. Not like they care much morally, they just breed them for money.


Memino
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Aug 19, 2007, 7:25 PM

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You evil emo mother[Expletive Deleted]ers, i'll cut your green hair off and feed it to your friend.

No seriously though I could have ate that if it was alive.


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(This post was edited by Memino on Aug 19, 2007, 7:26 PM)


Heix
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Aug 20, 2007, 10:50 PM

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So yeah, I asked him what his mom said and she said the kitten's actually dead. Not like they care much morally, they just breed them for money.

Dont let kat see this thread.



 
 
 


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