TazG
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Jan 20, 2007, 1:51 PM
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I have noticed something.
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Upon completing my latest post, I came to this realization:
You are all hopeless losers.
In the event that the above post is deleted, here is a copy of it:
My god you suck sometimes Jindrak. Looks like you're the only one not laughing. My advice: Stick with Nad's rules, they're beautiful, refer to my description of spam, and learn to appreciate a bit of smart humor like cool vets are capable of doing, like Neo and Athlon for example. Unlike the retardation that passes for humor among you and your friends. "Penis." It's sad what Runescape can do to you. And it's blind mods like you that make simple enjoyment impossible on this pathetic site. Screw you.
To better understand where I am coming from, here is my explanation of "Humorless":
They are people who don't know how to appreciate humor on the Internet properly. Common traits of "Humorless" are as follows: Inability to comprehend any joke not involving sex.
Repeating successful humor over and over because they can't come up with their own. This usually makes the person who started it look bad. For example, retarded online gamers everywhere are constantly screaming "BOOM, HEADSHOT" and "LEEEEEROOOY" so now FPS Doug and Leeroy are beginning to look just as retarded as them.
Having a humor vocabulary consisting mainly of pie, monkey, cheese, penis, buttsecks, goat, llama, and for some reason, TazG.
Taking intelligent humor too seriously and getting angry about it.
Inability to understand the difference between entertainment and immaturity. (I think Java Code and Muchuchu would be the best examples of the last two.)
Don't post threads about what you and your friends did last night. Don't post things on the Internet that are "cool" or "funny" to you and "you'd have to be there" to really appreciate it. The Internet doesn't really care. Nadkicker is just cool somehow. But we don't want to read "funny" logs from Aroy's stupid Runescape IRC about someone making stupid sex jokes. Get a real sense of humor, people. I think Mr. Kasaki Nakasakau put it best when he said, "HI MY NAME IS GENERIC FGF USER LOL LLAMA GOAT CHEESE PUBES I AM RANDOM LOL INTERNET SERIOUS BUSINESS BUTTSECKS INTERNET LOL RUNESCAPE FAGOT SEMIN SMALL PENIS LOL".
The goal of the "Anti-Humorless" is to bring back true Internet entertainment to FGF, to identify all Humorless, call them out and charge them all with a life that is a lie.
Lately, I have settled upon the sad conclusion that the so-called "Anti-Humorless" have set an unreachable goal. Not only is it impossible to enjoy good humor, it's impossible to enjoy anything of any entertainment value, because of the general population's intolerance of it or simply their inability to understand it.
At this point we are basically dominated by 3 types of people here:
The Antdood type, who think they're bringing something of value to us but just flood us with topics all the time that are terrible excuses for entertainment.
The trolls, who waste their time by saying things that have no purpose but to piss everyone off and derail threads.
The Humorless, described above.
Another growing crowd of people are those who have lost hope. They casually post here and there and get some small, strange enjoyment out of seeing how pathetic most of the others are. Those who would have made it less pathetic are mostly among the ones who have lost hope. So even if they tried to make this forum somewhat worthwhile, there would be no one around to appreciate it. They would either be unnoticed due to the floods from the Antdood type, or get Trolled to oblivion, or get a Humorless response.
And now, I have decided to announce that I have joined this crowd. I'll still mod the forums, heck, maybe I'll even get around to updating fgftools, but all in all you will not see much of me.
Because you're hopeless losers.
Thanks for reading.
does whatever a spidertazg does
(This post was edited by TazG on Jan 20, 2007, 1:55 PM)
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